The further that I looked back into the life of Tila Nguyen, before she became MySpace “famous”, I learned quite a lot about her. Maybe after reading this blog, you will possibly see what I see. You might realize how she was NOT very popular, within her first few years on her MySpace blogs and received sometimes, no comments from her “friends”, until after she went on her first reality show and was a contestant on “Surviving Ted Nugent“. We all know how that went down. Okay, I’ll admit that didn’t watch the show, but who cares. Does it really matter that she got no comments on her blogs before she got “famous”. Maybe in essence, no it really doesn’t. But, for the sake of her incredible over night MySpace fame and popularity, it does.

The picture above is dated November 2002 and from her “modeling days”. Most people who were her “friends” via MySpace knew her from her soft porn videos, men’s magazines or being a HIN model at the import car shows. Tila’s denied and/or lied about her past on several occasions. From what I have read and know about her, she’s a pandora’s box of deceit, debauchery and fuckery. Doing things conveniently, to cause chaos and only to keep herself in the media. It’s quite evident that Tila has no limits, morals or standards. It’s time to hop into the flash back time machine and go back into time.

The first picture in this set of pictures (which were an awesome find) is Tila Nguyen in 9th grade, in a school yearbook. In one of Tila’s biographies she said “Nancy and I were pretty much known as the coolest freshman’s at school and hangin’ out with the big boys!” Umm, yeah. I couldn’t find any pictures of her while she was in 10th and 11th grades. The second picture shows Tila as a 12th grade graduating senior. This picture matters quite a lot and explains something about Tila during that time span. Since Tila has always claimed that she grew up poor and her family was really poor.

The second picture above gives us a total different reality to how she lived as a teenager. In the article above Tila says “yes, I would want to buy a present for my date. I would buy my date a ticket to New York to go with me”. The picture also shows a young Tila with a “brand new Acura Legend that her parents had bought her as a graduation gift”. Hmm, a brand new car. How intriguing that is, because Tila said this “I guess after a while of proving to my parents that I had calmed down, they forked up some money to buy me a car. I was very greatful to have my own car because my parents aren’t the richest people in the world yet they still managed to get me a used 1992 Acura Legend. For a 17 year old I had a pimpin ride with leather seats and a nice sound system put in there.”

Here’s where the story gets juicy. Tila wrote in her May 2004 MySpace blog “I went to jail twice before even turning 18 for some really bad stuff” and “I had my first my first experience with exstacey at 11 years old…BAD GIRL!” also this outrageous statement “I had a near death experience when I was 16 because I got in a car accident and the car flipped over 3 times and smashed in all my teeth! I had internal bleeding as well and almost died”. Does that mean she now has dentures? LMFAO, get outta here with the bullsh*t Tila.

She also says “around 16 or 17 years of age I almost overdosed on drugs on New Years Eve” wait there’s more, she said “when I was in middle school I used to skip school to steal cars and rob houses”. Don’t forget when she said that she had ran away to New York City with only a few bucks in her hand (another bio of hers said that she had $300 on her). But, wait at minute, what’s the real story here?

This is where the story gets interesting and we really start trying to understand what’s going on in Tila’s head. We can see that she’s a few cards short of a full deck. In the post she made on Myspace in December 2003, we can see that Tila’s quite disturbed and unhappy with her life. She’s so unhappy that she’s contemplating her own “suicide” and she says that she was “going to drown” herself and “set her spirit free”. The entry below that one is from a year later in December 2004. This entry explains what she’s feeling at that time and the introduction of her Jane personality gets some freakish press time.

In December 2005, Tila aka Jane posted some “quick facts” about herself. I found it quite interesting and want to highlight a couple things she’s said. Tila stated “at one point recently I had so many guy friends, that I was started feeling like I was turning into a lesbian, since I was lacking other females in my life” she goes on to say “so I made out with a chick…actually 2 and like…no…I’m NOT a lesbian. Glad we got that out the way, I love men ok?” Hmmm, okay Tila, so your really heterosexual? WTF?

That statement she made back then is quite contradicting to her statements, over the past couple of years. Saying that she’s a full lesbian, while she dated 2 socialite heiresses: Courtenay Semel, also her short lived relationship and fake engagement to the late Casey Johnson. Tila can never seem to make up her mind about, what she wants and is constantly changing her story about her sexuality, she’s either bisexual or lesbian, no one really knows, because she doesn’t know. I think it’s also quite strange how she conveniently dated the ex-girlfriend of both women.

She also brought up Jane again, when she edited her post 2 days later. Saying to her readers “Shh…don’t wake up Jane! She’s scary!” Unfortunately, that’s the only statement that Tila and I agree on. In the end we’re left still asking ourselves, who is Tila Tequila really? Hell with it, I don’t even think Tila knows who the heck she really is. What more can I say? Stay tuned for more train wrecked Tila tales…