Of all the celebrities and pseudo celebs in Hollywood, Tila Tequila always comes out on top as the most unorganized, most unprofessional and definitely most attention whoring person ever to walk the red carpet. Now I am sure you are asking me why I think this about this tiny self proclaimed “mogul” who claims to be the “baddest bitch on the block”, and other narcissistic crap, that she says to constantly stroke her own ego with. It’s easy and super simple to explain how this could be assumed. When someone who proclaims that they have mad amounts of money and can’t even get a simple website up and going within 7 days. I say that they are either too damn lazy to do it. They don’t want to hurry so they can get it done or they are flat out full of crap and lying about all the funds they claim to have. Lastly, they really don’t give a flying f**k about their fans and think they will wait around forever for empty promises and such. Come on folks, lets be reasonable and realistic about this fuckery. When you start posting tweets to rile your fans and get support for something new. You would think that you would BEFORE announcing this new awesome thing, have at least almost done. For example, when Tila first tweeted about her new website to her “Tila Army” of obviously desperate fans. She was merely working them up just to wait, wait and to do more waiting. Don’t you just love how she treats her loyal fans…
Let me explain further, on April 26, she tweeted the above saying that her new website will be called “TILA TV”, and will be launched in May, which was last month. On May 6 Tila said, “Also my new website is launching soon, so starting on the 9th, MissTilaOmg.com will be temporarily down while switch to new site! YAY!” and on May 8 tweeting from her Blackberry, she said “Omg! I gotta catch up on some major blogging right now cuz my sites gonna be temporarily shut down tomorrow to switch to my new site! Yay!”. So, your are wondering IF Tila shut down her current site and actually made the transition. No, of course not. We are talking about Tila Tequila here, not some real celebrity that has all their shit together.
On May 10, Tila posted a blog about her new website, showing her fans a preview. At that time there was “only 8 days, 23 hours,49 minutes left!”,which would have made the opening date on May 19. Did it she actually come through this time and open her new site on time? Hell no, of course not. The only thing her fans got was a couple of tweets referencing her new website. She said, “Plus, wouldn’t you rather just WAIT to see all the cool new stuff on my new website, MissTila.com? As opposed to keep pushing it back?”. Instead we watched 2 different splash pages land on the main page of the site. Technically Tila, that is pushing it back. DUH!
So yeah, of course we are all still waiting for this super fab new website. As you can see above, both screen shots (click the pictures to make them bigger) of the website splash pages, within one week of each other. The top one had a new date of May 30 (Memorial Day) as the official website opening. Now you know that I wanted to see the new website and went to see if she actually opened it. Was I disappointed? HaHa, yeah and no. I knew she was going to fail miserably at it. This story is all to funny, as I am not done yet. On May 25, Tila tweeted “Now back to workkkk. Dammit, I can’t wait for my new site to launch already! But perfection takes time! And high quality with new features!”
We continued to wait and wait, didn’t we all. Did she go back to work on it? Hell no of course not, we just got many more excuses as to why she was taking so long to finally make it live. On June 2, she claimed “it’s a very advanced site. Nothing like OMG site, so its taken a whole team to build it. But it’s 95% done!!! I can’t wait!” and on June 9 she tweeted, “I’m up late working on my new website! I can’t fucking wait for it to go live already!! You’re gonna love it!!! Should be up by mid month!”. Was her website up yet? Hell no…
Finally on June 13 she was totally excited when she tweeted, “My web team and I have been working on it 24/7 for you guys so I’m super excited about it! We are gonna have so much fun there!! woohoo!” and “The new site is going to be SO different then my current one! It’s going to be like an online magazine AND a place U can watch webisodes!” Really Tila? Your “web team” takes 2 months to complete their websites. That is some crappy turnover time.
That same day she also tweets “So starting June 20th, OMG site will officially go down and MissTila.com splash page will go up then June 27th: PARTY TIME BAYBEEE! POW!”. When you read the screen capped tweet above, I know that you are saying to yourself, WTF is she talking about. She claims that she’s going to have an online reality show? That is so stupid and seems that she can’t let go of her past “shot of love” reality show days. I’m so entertained when I write this silliness…
Yeah, Tila the midget troll keeps flapping her jaws and tweets away. She finally shut up for a few days, deleting tweets of course a long the way. She comes back on June 17 and tweets “I was testing some things on my new website & I didn’t realize it tweeted on here! My site was NOT MEAN TO BE OPEN YET! But I’m happy u like. And for those of you who saw my new website by accident, what u saw was only 50% finished. So imagine once its 100%! I can’t wait! Muah!” OMFG, what did she just say? She now claims that it’s only 50% finished, are you kidding me. It’s funny because she told one of her blog commentator’s a whole different story when she was asked about why it was taking her so long. She replied…
As you can see from the screen shot above dated June 2, she claimed that her website was 95% completed. So which is it Tina? Is the website 50% or 95% done. Okay, I’ll answer that for her. She doesn’t really know shit about her site and when it will be finished. She’s waiting for her web team to finish it for her, while she transfers her posts in a WP file, from her old site to her new one. In the meantime Tila decided to DELETE several tweets from June 8. What’s the little hogul hiding?
That leads me up to the grand finally. I guess Tila really doesn’t understand how websites or the internet works. While I was bored and messing around, I thought to myself, WTF is this bitch so ecstatic about. Let me go look at her website and see what all the excitement is. Drum roll please, I found the screen shot above (click the picture to make it bigger) from the company who is building her site for her. Website designers Kozed posted a proud display page of their work for Tila (thanks guys!).
They explain “Developing a site that could withstand a war was no feat. Especially if Tila’s “Army” just so happenes to be on the front lines. Taking social media to new heights. This all in one online fashion site delivers daily pop culture, news reports, live interactions with fans, and all things Miss Tila with a high end fashion online magazine feel. With a customizable homepage that features the WordPress platform, this site allows easy to upload post, and integration between all of her social media sites: facebook, twitter, and myspace.” Now from what I can see, everything on her site sidebar has been shifted to the left and most category links reside at the top of the website. Her website looks good and clean. But, in the end I’m still wondering why in hell have we been waiting for so long. The site looks like any other premium WP designed site out there. I just don’t get it. Last thing, Tila for fucks sake STOP calling yourself MaMa, Mommy and/or Momma TT and anything similar to it. You are nobody’s mother, get over it already. Anyways, back to the regularly scheduled program…
tila fans are the most retarded fans, they fall for all her bull shit, all her fans have no lifes, and suck up to her 24/7, its just funny had sad they are lol.
I wonder when all the movie streaming will be up, im ready to catch up on some Star Wars and Harry Potter.
The new site has a member upload feature that allows Tila fans to upload songs/artwork, etc. What they don't know is that in the TOS once they upload anything to that site it becomes the property of Tila Tequila and she can then use it however she wants to make money. How much do you want to bet her fashion line comes back and with 100% of the designs being stolen from her poor dumb fans?
You mean this part of Miss Tila's TOS: "You retain all of your ownership rights in your User Submissions. However, by submitting the User Submissions to Tequila, you hereby grant Tequila a worldwide, non-exclusive, royalty-free, sublicenseable and transferable license to use, reproduce, distribute, prepare derivative works of, display, and perform the User Submissions in connection with the Site and Tequila’s (and its successor’s) business, including without limitation for promoting and redistributing part or all of the Tequila Site (and derivative works thereof) in any media formats and through any media channels. You also hereby grant each user of the Site a non-exclusive license to access your User Submissions through the Site, and to use, reproduce, distribute, prepare derivative works of, display and perform such User Submissions as permitted through the functionality of the Site and under these Terms of Service."
URL: http://misstila.com/darkknight/terms-of-service/
What is up with the "Dark Knight" reference in her new website? It's seen throughout every single URL within the website. Talk about fuckery…SMH o.0
This is Tila Tequila's new PR Rep. This is the same unknown dude in all of her recent videos. He follows her everywhere. His Twitter is @Chuck_LA and that's just the facts…SMH[youtube 3uDyvuDA4Pw http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3uDyvuDA4Pw youtube]LCO would like to congratulate Charles Figueroa on successfully completing the LCO Internship 2.0 Program. Charles is only the second person EVER to have completed 2.0. We were so impressed by his work and he really added value to the LCO team. Charles sat down with us to share his experiences at LCO as well as his “most memorable moment”. Wow, just wow…Fuckery
Looks like Charles Figueroa got a little nervous after I tweeted him and asked about his involvement with Tila Tequila. He ran and asked his company to delete the video of him. Hmm, that's strange, why would he do that? How peculiar…SMH o.0
Maybe GRR can help me understand this better. Why is she making a whole new site? Is she staying with wordpress? Do you think it's because she isn't generating enough traffic, therefore advertisers aren't interested in her a gossip blogger? I'm not too educated when it comes to websites and codes and html and stuff like that so I'm clueless on how to look things like this up. I just don't understand why shes making a WHOLE new site. She just launched the OMG site a little over a year ago. After the "buzz" of the "GREATEST CELEBRITY GOSSIP BLOG EVER" wore off, she could barely keep up with blogging daily as she promised. She didn't live up to any of her promises she made to her AOI.
It's because she thinks if she starts up with a new site the memory of the old fail will be wiped from the collective consciousness of everyone who follows the Tila Tequila freak show. The same theory applies to hair color changes and name changes – if it's different, that means that everything that went before no longer exists and she doesn't have to be held accountable for it.
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