The drama of this past week has been crazy, I’m talking the most obscene crap that I have seen coming out of Tila Tequila in a year. Yes, I’m a tad late on this post, but its better late than never. The horrible webs we weave, when we practice to deceive. Tila has been planning for her big release of “You Can Dance“, since May 2011. While it has been highly anticipated and expected to flop. Yes, I have listened to the song and I have to say that this is the first song that actually makes any sense. I digress into issues of ridiculous tom foolery that happened during the night of the singles release. Let’s get to the deleted post from Tila titled “Major Glitch on Itunes! So now “YOU CAN DANCE” Will be Released Later This Afternoon!“, of course she went off, blaming iTunes for the failure to launch. That’s typical Tila for you, always pointing the finger and placing blame on someone else except for herself…

I thought that I would do Tila a favor and save this hilarious crapola permanently in cyberspace for anyone who wants to read it. You can always see the deleted post here, anytime you wish. Let’s get to what she said in that deleted post, she told her fans the following, “Hey Everyone! I am SO UPSET at Itunes right now for the glitch!!! My song “YOU CAN DANCE” is supposed to be released WORLDWIDE on July, 26th so there were some major glitch problems, but I just got off the phone with my management, and the main music headquarters and they are trying to rectify this situation ASAP!!! THEY KNOW HOW LONG WE HAVE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR THIS MOMENT SO THEY ARE DOING THE BEST THEY CAN TO FIX THINGS!!! They better, or else I will make my #TilaArmyWorldWide protest against them!!! hehehe JK!” She had to continue her tirade and say “Although I am SUPER BUMMED that they had some major mis-communications on their behalf and did NOT release my song “YOU CAN DANCE” at MIDNIGHT, it’s ok because we can still get it LATER THIS AFTERNOON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

So she blames the iTunes failure on them calling it their “major glitch problems”, that is so hilarious and super stupid. Oh well its Tila, what can we expect? Regardless she finally finished her rant and said, “*sigh*  I’m still pissed, but hey, at least we don’t have to wait another MONTH or anything and it technically still is going to be released on July, 26th as planned. Just not at Midnight like they were supposed to!!! So rest up now everyone! Looks like our WORLD WIDE DANCE PARTY will have to resume in the daytime! hehe.. Also it will be available on ITUNES WORLDWIDE AS WELL!!! So yay!  We getting it handled!  The party has NOT been cancelled!  Just postponed for a few more hours! hehe.. Well hey, at least that’ll give you all more time to figure out what we gonna wear to the Dance party! Now that I’ve gotten that out of the way, here is my PRESS SCHEDULE for tomorrow because like I said, THE PARTY MUST GO ON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

Yeah the party went on all right, I’ll discuss that stupidity in the next post. Anyways, if you want your FREE COPY of Tila’s “You Can Dance“ please right-click the link provided and save it to your hard drive. That is my way to laugh at her. Plus I am NOT the only person providing this single for FREE. There are a few other music bloggers that are doing it to. Fuck it, save yourselves that .99 cents and keep it out of the midget trolls grubby pockets. I have to also smack down Tila’s claim that it was an iTunes “glitch”, because we all know it was not. Let me make break it down simple…

As you can see from the tweeted rant above. The time was 9:44 pm PST so it was like 12:44 am EST, when I took those screen shots from my cell phone. Tila took her ranting to her blog and said, “I just got off the phone with my management, and the main music headquarters and they are trying to rectify this situation ASAP!!!” Now anyone that has common sense knows, that when Tila wrote she was not using her smart brain (does she even have a brain, who knows) when she throwing blame around. Allegedly iTunes hours of operation are Monday – Friday: 9am-5pm EST, which we know that Tila was way past that time period, being it was almost 1:00 am for her. She possibly could have made an attempt to call iTunes at (800) 275-2273 (press 0 four times, which might get you a live service rep on the phone), of course it was way to late or I could say way to early for her to call. Apple also advises customers in despair to use their Customer Service website portal. There is a more direct way to get in touch with iTunes Support, although you need to jump rope and try to figure out the issue yourself. No biggie for people with common sense…

Lastly, there was a comment from someone who claimed to have worked at Apple. They left the following statement in response to Tila’s post: “Whoa. I don’t really know who you are but my coworker’s wife told us about this post. I work for Apple. There are no glitches with uploading, downloading, or release, and have not been all day.” That commentator is correct in regards to no reports of glitches. There were NONE at all that day. Basically, Tila LIED and screwed up her release schedule. I’m guessing that Tila probably FORGOT to convert and upload her song. Or maybe she did convert the song and upload it, but since she scheduled the release date to PST. She was so messed up and confused, as we know she’s been tweaking pretty hard lately. Her timing was all wrong and really off. It seems to me that she was obviously feeling pretty damn stupid at this point, when her new track didn’t show up until the next day. That’s all I got to say about that fuckery…