Yes its TRUE! The little harlot Tila Tequila will be joining the ranks of other washed out celebrities and reality stars this coming November 5th. We don’t know who she is fighting yet, with her tiny troll doll figure. Battle Cam TV has advertised the following: “Opponent Wanted! Damon Feldman just signed TILA TEQUILA to fight in Alki David’s *Celebrity Fight Night* Boxing Match on Nov 5th in Los Angeles at the AVALON.” Yep, you got it right and this is what Tila is so obviously so excited about and ranting about on twitter. She’s so thirsty and desperate for just about anything that can get her face on TV even if the show gets cancelled. The following list of celebrities who are also scheduled to enter the ring include: Joey Buttafouco, Coolio, Kato Kaelin, Amy Fisher, Alki David, Nadya Suleman, Lou Ballera, and Michael Lohan. I am not surprised at some of the names on the list. I already know that I am voting for Coolio to beat some ass in the ring. Regardless, this is all just a PUBLICITY STUNT and to make Mr. David more richer than he already is (yes bitches he is a billionaire). He has tons of money to throw around for fun, and at the expense of others. Why not right? I am sure that many folks will PAY to see the event and hopefully their choices to lose, will get knocked out…

After she finished her two day hosting gig at The Q in Jamestown, NY, Tila tweeted and teased her “Tila Army” of fans about her upcoming ventures. Yet, its still typical Tila, NOT telling anyone what it is and always acting like no one will find out. The question is why would Tila spend 2 days at The Q and for what reason, we have to wonder. While I have only found a couple pictures from her “dress to impress” and “Pink Party” weekend at The Q which is really a small town billiard hall and restaurant first, with some pretty good food reviews. I will post the pics when I have more to show you.  All I do know is that she didn’t get paid very much to be there. You might ask how in the heck would I know this? That’s right folks, Twitter never sleeps…

Now we wonder how much is Tila really worth in the entertainment world as prepaid “Talent” for a club gig as compared to a quick spot on a Pay Per View show or doing a 3 minute role playing a tramp. Tila is a type-cast actress, that is why she really hasn’t landed anything of value or made it really big in Hollywood. She is a Hollyweird whore plain and simple. Regardless, The PPV event will be available at Battle Cam TV for a very affordable price and will allow the viewers and fighters the opportunity to interact with the celebrity judges and the crowd, throughout the evening using the Battle Cam technology. In a press release done earlier this year some interesting things regarding the event come to light, “I’ve personally flown in members of my BattleCam community to create the first live event for Battle Cam,” said Alki David. “This night is all about having good, clean fun for the more than 30,000+ members of an online community that has been built on the amazing Battle Cam technology that propels its members into instant stardom.”

Also any registered user can broadcast live from any webcam to an audience of thousands. Audiences get to vote on whether they keep that person on or not by selecting “I like it!” or “Poop.” HaHa, really? Wait it gets better, “The best Battle Cam broadcasters develop cult fan followings and in those circles are deemed legendary for their particular brand of entertainment, whether they are a musician, break dancer or stunt actor. They have the opportunity to, earn redeemable rewards points for their efforts from anywhere in the world. Unsuccessful broadcasters are discarded after their 15 seconds expires.”

Yeah, that’s Tila at the very top posing for Urban Ink Magazine photo-shoot done by Dan Howell, that came out earlier this month (even though she didn’t make the cover) when she was in New York over the Summer. We all knew she didn’t move there, instead she was just doing the usual screwing around claiming she was moving. You can see above the trainwrecks of the D/F listed celebrity world getting their photo ops in during a Beverly Hills press conference regarding the upcoming event at the Avalon Hollywood located at 1735 Vine St. Hollywood, Ca. 90028. You can buy tickets if you want to go and see it live. I am sure there will be lots of interesting things happening while at the fight. I am sure you are asking yourselves, who in the hell is Damon Feldman anyway? “Feldman originally wanted to be a respectable promoter, but it didn’t go so well. Boxing as a business is an unsavory exercise in screwing and suing people, even when you know what you’re doing. Feldman never really got on top of it.” Since she was signed by the well known D-Listed promoter who is quoted saying, “I’m a bad muthafucking Jew, man… Naw, look, I’m the last guy to start trouble. But I will end it.” That’s nice to see the famous saying be true, birds of a feather flock together. Right Tila?

Looks like Tila might get her ass kicked LIVE for us all to snicker and laugh at. That couldn’t be the only thing that she is excited about right? I think I just might make my way down there to see this, since I don’t live very far away. Depending on the ticket cost and all. I really don’t want to be supporting the ridiculous fuckery to much. Although the photo & video op would be priceless. I’m still laughing at all of her excitement and for what? What do you all think about this? Let me know below…

UPDATE 10/25/11: Looks like Tila is going full throttle with STUPID for this upcoming event. Our DESPERATE attention seeking hogul even ran to Radar Online to give them an exclusive about it. HaHa, they posted the following article today: “The pint-sized star exclusively tells Radar Online that she wants to sock it to Lindsay Lohan. “I’m tiny but mighty! The gloves will probably weigh more than I do, but I’m fast, Big things come in small packages! May the best woman win.” Tila is obviously still looking for an opponent, “It would be fun to box Lindsay Lohan,” Tila said when asked who she’d like to go head-to-head with, “Two Hollywood bad girls — can’t go wrong with that one! Then we can kiss and make up or make-out afterwards,” Tila joked. According to Celebrity Boxing’s Alki David, “the three round match is open to any girl with no pro or amateur experience.” So that means anyone can go kick Tila’s ass in the ring? That would be EPIC in the hilarious factor. We all know that Lindsay would beat her to a pulp…

Also for the people who have just realized that Tila has obtained new management. I wrote about this fuckery in detail last year during Fall 2010, when she started getting gigs sponsored by DD Talent Group run and owned by Gina Rodriguez. The guy in the picture with Tila is Nikko Kurt Riley. He is a bounty hunter that works for Third Echelon Fugitive Recovery. He works as private security and bodyguards for Tila when she asks him to, I am not sure how long ago she has asked him to guard for her. I also know that he has no personal affiliation with Gina’s company and he came into contact with Gina through a previous client of her’s Violet Kowal. Nikko has also brought her a few leads that never really panned out. Like I said before, the plethora of fuckery going on since Tila became BFF’s with Michael Lohan’s dirty ass is quite ridiculous. Nasty celebrity trainwrecked, tweaked out cluckers stick together right…