Celebrity Fight Night: Tila Tequila’s Ass Was BEAT By Bunny Ranch Hooker Cami Parker

Yeah, I know you all are waiting to hear what happened with Tila Tequila and her opponent Cami Parker from the popular HBO series Cathouse located at the Moonlight Bunny Ranch in Carson City, Nevada. Here are the Official results from the fight. Tila did get her ass kicked by Cami in the ring. Some of her “Tila Army” fans didn’t agree with the results of the match and even claimed in a tweet that “@OfficialMsTila kicked her ass the entire match and broke her nose!!” Whatever happened there must have been pretty crazy, but I sure didn’t see Cami walk out with a broken nose as that fan claims. I also refused to pay the PPV price of $19.95 and contribute to Alki David’s already billionaire deep pockets. This event was NOT for charity as the website that the event is hosted on touts the following statement: “Please note that Alki David’s Celebrity Fight Night in no way wishes to represent itself as the Celebrity Fight Night Foundation a charitable trust. Both organizations share the same Trademark and any similarity is purely circumstantial.” So for everyone who thought that this money from the fight was going to the well known charity mentioned above, think again because it wasn’t. Regardless, I am glad to see someone f**k Tila up good for the rest of us. Even with those big over-sized gloves on it was hilarious to watch some of the fights behind the scenes clips. We haven’t seen any bragging coming from Tila’s twitter yet. She’ll probably disappear for a couple days maybe and try to mend her fractured ego that she’s portrayed herself to the world as a hardcore “gangsta” bitch…

Celebrity Fight Night was held LIVE at the Avalon in Hollywood, Ca. with event host Kevin Federline and fighters Michael Lohan, Kato Kaelin, Coolio, Joey Buttafuoco, Amy Fisher, Nadya “Octomom” Suleman, Tareq Salahi, Jose Canseco, Tila Tequila, Cami Parker and more desperate celebrities and reality stars who want to try and stay relevant. Commentators for the event were Frank Stallone, Kevin Klein, AJ Benza, Dylan Howard from Radar Online. Here are some behind the scenes clips of the fight below courtesy of Dennis Hof, owner the Moonlight Bunny Ranch. Also a video highlight of all the fights held that night via Battle Cam‘s website…


I am truly wondering what will Tila say happened with the fight and what kind of excuse she will come up with why she didn’t win. No matter what she says, we already know that she lost. Of course this was all for FUN and to keep Tila in the headlines. Tila also tweeted on November 3, “My God its early! Lol! Anyway about to head over to Playboy radio for some fun interviews about my Celebrity Boxing Match on Nov. 5th! :) and then she tweeted that she had “Just finished Playboy Radio! Headed to next interview to promote my boxing match this Sat. Nov. 5th on Pay Per View! :) #TeamTila!” Which when Playboy Radio‘s morning show interviewed Tila and a few others they said, “The next hot girl to walk into the Mini Mansion was the one and only Tila Tequila! She came in studio wearing a super tight latex skirt, which means she came commando. Be sure to catch Tila get in the ring on pay-per-view for Celebrity Fight Night! Good thing Tila’s good friend is Manny “Pac Man” Pacquiao. Sorry kids but Andrea will NOT be going up against Tila. Instead, Tila will be going up against Cami Parker, star of HBO’s Cathouse. There was just too much sexual tension between Tila & Andrea. So much tension, that the girls exchanged spankings and a bit more!” You should check out some pictures from the press conference and a couple pictures from the Playboy Radio interview below. Tila was all over Cami from the jump…Pfft…

After looking at all the pictures and seeing Tila continue to confirm that she is nothing but a tramp looking for her next score. I can see that Tila will never do anything more that what she has done. She will continue scoring small gigs and barely pay the bills each month, like her FAILED website that is still NOT in working order and has been out of commission for over 2 weeks now. Of course her new management and PR rep DD Entertainemnt, since Fall 2010 (because nobody else will manage or work with her), handles and specialize in “Crisis PR: Spinning Scandals into Brands”. Considering that everything about Tila is either a crisis or a scandal. Seems she will fit in nicely with all the other attention whores being managed by Gina Rodriguez. That is the only way that the bitch stays in the headlines. I wonder what Tila’s next awesome and superfab gig will be? Could she be hosting another club doing her “burlesque show” and going “on tour” like she has claimed so many times this year. Oh, her new name is now Tila Sexquila, I guess she got bored of all her other FAILED attempts at being relevant. I guess in time we will see the fuckery that is to come. No matter what happens you know that I will do my best to report on it. What do you all think about the fight. Do you think that they should have fought with the regular size boxing gloves? Get creative and let me know what you think about it…

12 comments

  1. Justin Berry says:

    That see through whatever it is, looks like she made it herself.

  2. @Network305 says:

    That had to be the lamest fight I have ever seen. Why use those gloves? Why not just give them two pillows instead. I would have been pissed if I had paid $20 on PPV for that crap. Of course Tila will never acknowledge that she lost. Just like she still tweets that she just got a new MacBook Air & will post a blog on her site that is shut down. Funny how she claims she bought a new MacBook but keeps tweeting from her blackberry phone.

  3. My bad Cami's nose wasnt broken its looked pretty bad though. Heres the full fight if you'd like it http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mtNQ5lXMTVc

    • Justin Berry says:

      What's up with your description? Tila kicked ass? For charity?

      Of course I guess if your a Nguyen your gonna sugar coat and lie. Tila lost and its confirmed that this is not for charity. Care to explain?

      • Well 1st of all you can clearly see she came to fight and she did damn good as for her not winning i think it was cause no one voted for her but she definitely was the better fighter. As for the charity thing i wasnt sure about but i mean who is it really hurting wether the word "charity" is up there or not?? The fact that im a nguyen has nothing to do with anything…

        • Justin Berry says:

          I guess who the better fighter is just a matter of opinion. Its wasn't even a fight, just two z-lister bimbos pushing each other around with giant gloves while the camera zooms in on their asses. But like I was saying using the word "charity" when its clearly not does bother people and and is a misrepresentation. I guess I can make a video of me picking my nose for charity when Im really keeping the proceeds from the people who payed to see it, but hey, who is being hurt weather I use te word "charity" or not.

          The whole thing that Tila throws the word charity around all the time but never comes through is also misleading and despicable.

          I guess we can give her props for actually showing up at this one and not blowing off another "appearance".

  4. Shelly says:

    Thanks for the post and the clip GRR. The gloves were almost as big as Tila. lol. Celebrity Boxing is BS and a waste of money. I wouldn't pay $9 dollars let alone $20 for that crap. I wouldn't be surprised if Tila is working for the Bunny Ranch now and what happen to the TV shows she had in the works?

  5. HaveASeat says:

    She'll spin it whatever way she has to, and her Army of halfwits, teenagers, and shut-ins will totally buy it. Nobody kicked anybody's ass with those preposterous Bozo gloves; the "fight winner" was determined by viewer votes. Oh, for the last time – THIS WASN'T FOR CHARITY. Maybe whatever money Tuna got will go into getting her failblog site back up.

  6. [...] Celebrity Fight Night has came and gone as quickly as it was promoted. We already know that Cami Parker kicked Tila Tequila’s ass in the ring. Of course the winner was chosen by viewer votes, in the end it doesn’t really matter because Cami WON the match fairly. Little do people know that there is way more to this story then some people think there is. I am going to tell what went down between Cami and Tila BEFORE the actual fight. At first I was surprised by what I heard about how Tila acted towards her promoter Damon Feldman, that PAID her in ADVANCE of the event and everyone else who had anything to do with the pending fight. Sadly, this information is NOT surprising considering Tila’s more recent reputation of acting like a complete spoiled little bitch and everyone owed her something. I also want to debunk some rumors that are floating around, saying that Tila had busted Cami’s lip and broke her nose in the ring. What some media outlets are reporting about the injuries that Cami received during the fight is completely FALSE and did not happen the way that some claim it did. Let’s get to what happened before the actual event on November 5th. We’re going to start with the press conference and what really went on there. Get your refreshments ready and buckle up, from this point on you will be entertained at the shocking reality of what happened behind the scenes… [...]

  7. @Boqueefa says:

    LOL I bet she is working there and maybe just maybe they are bringing back that show and shes gonna be the head hooker hahahahaha guess her Vivid tape was her rereferal tape hahahah thats the only thing that makes sense to me.

  8. Dwight says:

    i still think that Tila Tequila Can still kick, as well as kiss ass if she ever wanted to. She's been missed by so many of her fans, in reference to her TV show: A SHOT @ LOVE, w/Tila Tequila. I personally miss it, for I think that I could write a song, AND, make a video in the process, in referrence to her taking the guys to hell, so to speak, I'd be changing the table on her, and Take her to hell instead, BUT,
    IT'D BE MY WAY! HEHEHEHE We'd see as to spanks whose ass 1st! HEHEHEHEHE

  9. [...] Violet Kowal, Angelina Pivarnick, Angelique Morgan, Cami Parker, Cheryl Caruso, Crystal Harris, Dennis Hof, Danielle Staub, Kate Major, Michaele Salahi, Morgan Osman and of course Tila [...]

Leave a Reply

Stop censorshipStop SOPA HTML Codes