Here we go again with this epic fuckery. I really thought that Tila Tequila was over her old pornographic ways of selling and exposing herself on the internet. I really thought she wanted to pursue her career as an “actress, rapper, singer, dancer, philanthropist, mogul, etc.” I’m sure you get my point. In a rash and obviously desperate move she has decided to re-open “Tila’s Hot Spot“ again after closing the site down in May 2010. She then opened “Tila Tequila OMG” which changed to “Tila OMG” which was closed down June 2011 when she opened up “Miss Tila”, which will soon be transferred over to where she started from. Here is a little more history of this highly controversial website. In July 2001, Tila started up her website titled “Tila’s Hot Spot“. Originally the site featured information, quotes, blog and pictorials requiring adult verification and a monthly fee. Later the site was revamped to feature all ages content and information to promote her career, business ventures, personal information and a premium membership section including videos, non-nude picture galleries, blogs, and chat sessions. Sometime during 2008 the site was transformed into a social networking community. In December 2006, she created a website titled “Tila Zone“, which is still open and hasn’t been updated since its creation. In December 2009, she partnered with Joe Francis to launch a dating site called “Tilas Hot Spot Dating“. The site was for people ages 18 and up, which included a free membership with basic access to the site and paid membership, which included access to other areas of the site. Tila was known for taking part in many questionable sexual webcam chats, on the soon to be revived from the dead “Tila Hot Spot” site. So what possessed her to bring back the old site?

On January 2, Tila posted an announcement on her Facebook wall that read, “I’m SO excited to announce that for the past few months I have been working my butt off behind the scenes on building a brand new website for you guys! What’s going to make this new website so much better than this one? Well, first of all there’s going to be new features on the new website that I never had before and I also have 10 hardrives that are all FULL and filled with THOUSANDS of sexy modeling photos, artistic NUDE photos, candid photos, as well as HUNDREDS of video amongst other things that I have never, ever published nor showed to the public before!!!” Oh really, she has that much unseen media of herself? If that is true then WTF was she waiting for before releasing all this stuff. I thought she was working on Book number 2 about her life. Guess it’s easier to tell in pictures. We have all seen Tila’s inner dark dungeon and watched her have several crazy meltdowns over the last few years. What could she be thinking by re-opening this site again? She’s not getting any younger, she just turned 30 years old.

She continued on and said, “This is why I’m SO EXCITED to launch my brand new website that I have been working on for you guys! You’ll be able to see my life, and get to know the REAL ME from BEFORE the fame, and watch my journey on my way to fame. Yes, it was all documented through photos and film that I have been saving, and now I can’t wait to share with you all my life story! This is going to be the BEST WEBSITE EVER!!!!!! Aside from the thousands of nude pics & hot video’s, you guys will also be able to CHAT WITH ME LIVE ON WEBCAM! Yessssss this means we’ll be able to spend even MORE time together because I plan on going live very often on my new website and chat with you guys so you can get to know me on a very personal and intimate level! I’m SOOOO EXCITED!!!” Honestly, when is this girl NOT excited about her new ventures and plans to squeeze a buck out of her loyal “Tila Army” fan base, who literally worships her every move. I can guarantee that all that exclusive crap will come with a MONTHLY FEE and that my friends is what she is banking on. She wants all of your MONEY bitches, because she is “Tila Fucking Tequila!” I am still laughing at the fact that some of her fans and followers think that the “Tila’s Hot Spot” site is actually going to be fresh and new, like she hasn’t exploited herself in this manner before.

Also, in her Facebook post she boasted the following message to amp her fans up and get them all excited for how awesome her “new site” was going to be. She said, “Ohhhhhh and I’m also working on launching a BRAND NEW MERCH SITE too! And just like my new website, my new merch site will also be VERY DIFFERENT because it’s not just a regular merch site…. I built it myself so you will have SOOOOOOOOO much fun shopping at my new merch site because I will have TONS of options and fun stuff for you guys to buy! Such as: Private 1 on 1 webchat (Yep, just me and you alone baby!), a chance to order your very own personalized painting from MEEEE! You can just send me any picture of yourself or whomever, and I will personally paint you!!!!!  How awesome is that???? You can either get it personally sketched or a canvas painting!! Then you can say that “MISS TILA AKA TILA TEQUILA” personally painted your picture! I’ll also be selling limited edition nude poster’s that will be personally autographed and made out to you directly from me!  I can go on and on about all the new amazing stuff that I will have available in my new merch shop launching soon! SO EXCITED!!!!” Well hot damn she actually is building this site herself? Yeah Right!

You see the screen shot above it has chat times for her new website. As you can see Tila is offering her “services” to anyone who will pay those ridiculous prices. Here is an old review of her original website, that’s quite a good read. The reviewer said, “Interestingly, all of this cute spunk and “go-get-’em” positivity is just apposed with some real pain… in her diary section, Tila freely admits to a sometimes scary and cult-like childhood; regrets an impersonal relationship with her brother, and gives glimpses of darkness in some of her poetry.  She also makes fun of people she thinks are idiots (including members of her own site – no sacred cows here), but really seems genuine and caring towards people with whom she connects. I don’t buy it when she says “I really don’t care what other people think of me.” I am no psychologist, but it’s apparent she cares quite a bit.  One of the biggest clues is her self-consciousness, but I suspect she wouldn’t be Tila without it.  I don’t know what the male equivalent of Florence Nightengale syndrome is, but man, she gives it to you. I swear you wanna give her a hug (and yes, probably something more – stay away, she’s MINE!), and tell her you’ve come to wipe away her tears of a clown.” That was a pretty interesting breakdown of who he thinks Tila is as a person. He’s right on point. Back when he wrote this it was costing $19.95 month to join her site and to get private viewings. Those viewings were no holds barred, of course we’ve already seen her naked and doing porn. So what is there not to see when you make that choice?

Tila claims to be “tech savvy”? Let me tell you all that I don’t believe that shit for a minute. She has had so many issues with all of her highly anticipated “awesome” website openings, in the past. If it really was close to being finished and completed she would have had it already open and ready to go by now. Here’s the thing about Tila that never ceases to amaze me. She seems to NEVER change her M.O. about how she promotes things she’s doing. She always gets an IDEA in her head that she thinks will still make her money, because she used to be the “MySpace Queen” and that is all she knows. To frankly put it, that is what she’s really known for, besides taking her clothes off for random mags, her failed music career and her old import modeling days. Tila NEVER changes anything she does for attention. Her being a “professional entertainer” and all, you would expect her to come out with some fresh and NEW ideas for once, that has never been done before. Be more original!

Oh well, don’t get your hopes up just yet “Tila Army” fans, because the fact she’s very INCONSISTENT in literally everything she pursues. She says one thing that she thinks sounds good and easy to accomplish, then she always does the complete opposite. Sadly her loyal fans never flinch, eating the bullshit she throws at them, like they are blindsided by her famous “celebrity” status. On December 27, the real Mischa Barton posted a tweet talking smack about Tila’s devious ways and what kind of a person she really is. I found this tweet to not only be HILARIOUS it was TRUE. Mischa only confirmed what all of us Tila haters have been thinking for quite some time. I want to give some props to Mischa for telling it like it is. You go girl tell that janky bitch how you really feel! She needs more public lashings from known celebs.

Then yesterday, Tila decided to get more excited about her plans to suck her fans dry of all their money, seeing dollar signs flashing in front of her eyes. Maybe they were lines of Ambien, who really knows at this point. People do some weird shit when they are desperate for cash. She went on a tweeting frenzy that lasted about an hour, even during her desperately needed vacation in “Maui”. Saying things like, “Gosh I’m still in Maui! I don’t wanna go back home yet! Sooooo relaxing and beautiful out here! But NE-way I’m excited about my new website! This new website that I’ve been working on for u guys is gonna be SO badass! Live web chats, private 1 on 1 chats, SEXY nude pics and more! We gonna have sooo much fun together on my new website! Plus its an “ADULT” members only site so more freedom 4 me to do stuff! yay!” Because everyone knows that she’s been oh so busy bragging about how she is always “busting her ass working” so very hard. Like what kind of work does she actually do when she isn’t on her knees or in a hotel getting naked for a random trick making videos of herself and taking bathroom pics. Or doing another change to herself, “When I get back home I’m gonna dye my hair again. U know me… always changing my hairstyles! I’m gonna dye it a caramel honey brown ”, so she can feel better. Come on Tila Nguyen who do you think you’re fooling here. Her tactics are old, tired, recycled and played out. You know what I’m saying…