Blind Item #1: Freaky deaky Footballer’s “secret to success” finally revealed! You’ve got the chips and dip and buckets of beer… and I’ve got the Blind Vice for you crazy sports fans. I know you adore our more athletic Vice stars (like scummy Pepper Harthman and scummier Taller Baller), so to celebrate the holiest of football days I want to introduce you to Albie Ass-Slapper, a stud whose been Vicing in front of your eyes the whole season: You heard me: Albie is getting Vicey on the field. Well, actually his Blind biz starts in the locker room before the game…but we’ll get to that in a second. Trust me, you’ve heard of Albie before: He’s got a way with the old pigskin, which makes him mucho talked about on all those post-game sportscasts. On top of that, his scruffy jawline and killer six-pack makes AAS very easy on the eyes. But back to Albie’s Vicey sports skills: He’s got quite the arm and can Hail Mary with the best of ‘em, which has landed him in tons of big games. Not today’s Super Bowl, but whatever. So what’s Albie’s secret to success? Icy Hot…on his junk. Yep, before he hits the field, Albie likes to slather up his undercarriage with a gel that makes his stuff… Well, we hear it burns like hell. But Albie is all about that “no pain, no gain” mentality and believes his pregame ritual makes him throw further. So there you have it. Hmmm, wonder what kind of secrets the studs hitting the field today are hiding. Who knows, they all might be Icy Hotting it! And as for Albie, well you’ve finally got a Vice moniker just like all those Hollywood chickies you’re into… OMFG, but he gets off with Icy Hot?? Damn, who knew… (Ted Casablanca)

Blind Item #2: Nevis Divine’s Sad Past. As we’ve established, the yummy ‘n’ handsome star Nevis Devine likes both girls and boys mostly avoids little spats with costars and doesn’t mind having some of his male BFFs double as daytime nookie partners, whenever Nevis is so inclined. What fool who wants to keep all his options open doesn’t? But basically, Nevis is as happy as he is horny in life! With one small exception… Recently, Nevis has been giving some eyebrow-raising press interviews. It’s not his usual jovial and aw-shucks stuff — which Nevis has always been most excellent at delivering. Also, it’s no secret Mr. D.’s been hitting the sauce a lot, as of late. Partying too much, as well. And the latter reasons are why most folks seem to think Nevis has gotten more melancholy lately — publicly, at least. But it ain’t the reason. The real culprit behind Nevis’s more bummed-out moods these days has to do with a good friend becoming pregnant. It started getting Nevis much more sad face than he usually is. Why? Well, not just because he loves kids and wants his own one day, but more specifically, because there was a private tragedy in his family a few years back involving a child — and few know about it. And Nevis doesn’t like to think about this unfortunate chapter in his life — in fact he makes an absolute point not to. But his pal’s good news has just brought it all crashing back down on him again, and N.D. just doesn’t know what to do besides screw around and get high — and avoid it all. Sorry you’re feelin’ down, Nevis. But cheer up, we’re sure you’ll have your own family one day soon! (Ted Casablanca)

Blind Item #3: Ever wondered why this former A++ list tweener and her very good looking B list movie actor broke up for a short time? Everyone thought it was because she cheated. Well of course she did. Turns out she had sex with the brother of her boyfriend and thought no one would find out. She says she was drunk. Lets hope his wife does not find out. (CDAN)

Blind Item #4: Back not so very long ago this then A+ list television actor guest starred on the number one show at that time which was on the air for many years. The actor was and is married at the time. His role was as the boyfriend of one of the characters. Well, while filming his arc he quickly ended up hooking up with this other actress on the show who is an A list movie actress now. That relationship did not break up our actor’s marriage but it broke up her long term relationship. (CDAN)

Blind Item #5: New faux couple alert! She’s a beautiful up and coming actress. He’s already starred in several movies and is a teen favorite. She has a big film opening very soon, but needs a higher profile so she can score top billing in a film. He has several films opening this year – and another half dozen in development – but could use a beard. They make a very attractive fake couple, they share an agent, and their faux union has the blessing of their respective PR teams, so… bring on the fake dates, the red carpets, and the paparazzi! (Blind Gossip)

Blind Item Exposed: It’s not exactly new news that Katharine Hepburn allegedly scissored her timbers off back in the day. It was written in a couple of books, it’s been in a few not-so-blind items and legend has it that Katharine would regularly put on a flannel shirt to shop at Ace Hardware (the original Home Depot) on Saturday afternoon. And at the launch party in Los Angeles for Scotty Bowers’ book about the sex lives of stars, Gore Vidal told everyone that his friend Scotty is a 100% truth teller and he knows for a fact that Katharine tickled her coochie on lady tongue after lady tongue. The ESCANDALOSONESS (not really) from Page Six via Queerty: He vouched for Bowers, whose memoir reveals Hollywood’s sexual secrets from his work as a gigolo to tales about iconic actors. The revelations include Bowers’ claims to have set Katharine Hepburn up with “over 150 different women,” along with stories about Spencer Tracy, Cole Porter — even orgies involving the Duke and Duchess of Windsor. Vidal told guests he’s never caught Bowers in a lie in the 60-plus years he’s known him in a town “where you can meet 1,000 liars a day.” Katharine was a four-time Oscar winner, a legend among legends and some ho’s might say she’s one of the greatest actors of all-time, but if I was her, I’d say that my finest achievement was humping my way to the title of Old Hollywood’s biggest lesbian (or bi-sexual) slut. Yes it’s all true and that’s why we love her even more.