Just when I thought things couldn’t get any stranger on this Mother’s Day weekend, Nadya “Octomom” Suleman decided to share her educated opinion about how someone else besides herself needs better parenting skills. The woman she is trying to school is the infamous “Tanning Mom” or “Tenorexic Mom” of 5 children ranging in various ages, Patricia Krentcil, who currently lives in New Jersey. Back on April 24, 2012 Patricia was arrested for the following offense that occurred on April 17, 2012. According to the The Bergen County Record, employees at the tanning salon in Nutley, New Jersey didn’t realize that Patricia had snuck her fair skinned 5 year old daughter into the stand-up tanning booth. In a ridiculous statement, Patricia told a reporter in a video interview outside her favorite hair salon, “There’s somebody out there, for my whole life, that doesn’t like me because they are jealous, fat and they’re ugly. Any mother who makes an accusation about me is not a mother, because I’m a great mother. I would never do that to my child.” She would never do that to her daughter, what? That’s a negative, because she did…

Looks like she’s been busted in more ways than one. According to a official copy of the complaint warrant that was issued shows everyone a different story of what went down that day when her child suffered first degree burns. When Patricia was asked whether she’ll continue her obsessive 4-5 times a day tanning regiment, she said, “Some days I tan more than others. Do you drink coffee some days and some days you don’t? It’s the same thing. It’s just like that. I like the sun. I’m from Long Island, I lived at the beach.” Patricia then spoke about 5 year old Anna and said, “Look at my daughter. She’s white as a ghost. She won’t tan. If I had brought her in there, which I didn’t, she’d be tanned from head to toe.”

Patricia then insisted the following saying, “I don’t always sit in tanning booths. I have a life.’’ Oh really?? Patricia also claimed people were “offering me tons of money for my experience. I don’t want their money.’’ Just when we thought it couldn’t get any worse, Patricia was recently mocked in an Saturday Night Live sketch by Kristen Wiig. I guess Patricia better buy her own home tanning bed if she wants to get her fix, because employees from over 60 tanning salons like: Planet Sun Tanning Salon, Body Works Salon, Bodies in Heat and Sunset Tans. Which are now required to tell Patricia to immediately leave the premises if she shows up there. Anthony Ruccatano, the owner of City Tropics said Patricia’s extremely dark tan is more likely from a special sponge-on tan used by bodybuilders and it was NOT provided by City Tropics. Anthony claims, “On stage [bodybuilders] look normal because the lights are so bright, but when they come outside it looks like tree bark.” He adds, Patricia looks like she was “dipped in chocolate.” Anthony also said that Patricia paid $99 a month for unlimited tanning treatments at his facility and she was tanning approximately 20-25 times a month. Wow, that’s crazy tanning. Besides that Anthony has told multiple media outlets different conflicting stories about the location of Patricia’s 5 year old daughter Anna, on the day the incident happened.

I wonder when Patricia will get her own Wikipedia entry and thirsty public relations manager? Damn, I guess she better hit up some New York salons unless she’s been banned from there too, after all the negative press she’s been receiving so far. Of course Octomom had two add her two cents and told TMZ’s photog that Tanning Mom needs some parenting classes. She said that she doesn’t feel that Patricia should lose her children, but she does feel Child Protective Services should step in to give Patricia some useful parenting tips. As if desperate for money Octomom wasn’t recently investigated by Orange County CPS, filed for bankruptcy and doing masturbation porn? Can we say pot meet kettle on this one. Because she’s the last person to be offering anyone parenting tips or criticizing about anything. Just saying…

Looks like leather face made it to the big time. Getting bitched out by reality stars like Snooki last week who called Patricia a “crazy bitch”, which she got pissed off and replied calling her “fat and disgusting”, even though Snooki’s currently pregnant. Of course desperate Kim Kardashian has to add her attention whoring two cents in today by posting a picture of herself with some fake tanner on. She tweeted the following statements, “The tannerexic mom has some serious competition!!! LOL.” Apparently some of her fans freaked out after her Instagram picture so she told them, “Relax that’s just a spray tan!!! It washed off & I’m back to my normal tan self! But how crazy does it look after being on for 8 hours! How do you spell tanorexic anyway? Tannerexic? Tannorexic? Is this even a real word?” No Kim, it isn’t a real word, its just a nifty nickname the media thought up to sound shocking. What do you all think about these fuckery. Has this cluster fuck of a mess been blown way out of proportion? Share your thoughts, opinions and feeling about this below…