Have you felt the urge to projectile vomit yet? I know I have threw up in my mouth several times since the baby news came out a couple of days ago. The toxic and awkward relationship between Michael Lohan and former tabloid reporter Kate Major has been going on for the last few years. They became engaged over Easter weekend, in April 2010. They later broke up, but they continued their volatile relationship with each other, which was marked by domestic violence and other conflict. Their drama and fuckery was depicted in the fifth season of the VH1 reality TV series, Celebrity Rehab with Dr. Drew, which documented both Kate and Michael’s rehabilitation for their alcohol and drug addictions. Michael claimed that although he had allegedly not done cocaine in six years at this point, “drinking always led to coke. Always.” It was also revealed on Celebrity Rehab that Lohan had left main cardiac disease. Although Michael had previously had a blockage in his right coronary artery, the blockage at his left main coronary artery, which Dr. Drew believed was caused by his past cocaine use, placed Lohan at high risk for a cardiac event and required him to avoid stress and anger. Michael avoid stress and anger? He feeds like a vampire off the drama. He thumps his Bible preaching the gospel using Gods name in vain, while being a hypocrite and deceiving his fans (not like he has any) into believing that he’s a “God fearing Christian” and he’s the poor victim…
On July 17, Michael was spotted for the first time since the announcement that Kate was expecting his baby. Michael was out with some friends at Boa Steakhouse in West Hollywood. Of course the ultimate attention whore himself surrounded by his entourage, was NOT hiding from photographers. Michael was really enjoying all the new found paparazzi attention that he was getting. The photogs were asking him lots of questions about not using a condom. HaHa, yeah. Guess he wasn’t ready for that or the negative response that came from his daughter Lindsay Lohan, the same day as the news hit the web. The Chicago Sun Times reported Lindsays’ disgust to learn her dad had fathered another baby. The source said that Lindsay thought “it was a really bad, sick joke” when she heard her father, Michael, was expecting a baby with Kate.
After learning the rumor was true, Lindsay immediately called her mother, Dina Lohan and her siblings, to share her feelings of disgust. “It was like preaching to the choir, It’s all so wrong.” Allegedly, Lindsay’s comments included such remarks as, “This is why need to have Roe v. Wade (guaranteeing legal abortions)” adding “It’s also another example of why my father should have had a vasectomy a long time ago!” Lindsay also told her family and friends that she can’t imagine how that baby will grow up to have anything close “to a normal life,” noting that she blames her dad for a number of issues that led to her own problems with addiction and dealing with authority. She also said for Michael to “keep it in his pants!” Pfft, No kidding…
It’s pretty silly that Michael related his visit to the Hospital in April 2012 with Kate’s alleged month of conception. On April 12th Michael told Radar Online that Kate fell off the wagon on April 10th and he added that, “Kate is flat broke and facing a lot of charges right now. She’s been showing up every place I am! At the hospital, at my house. She hates the fact that I’m doing so well, that I am getting close to Dina and the kids who hate her, and can’t stand the fact that my mom and sister came down to visit me and Kate was unwanted. I was in the hospital with kidney stones and Kate just barged in!” They’re twisted and obsessed people…
On July 18, she once again proudly showed off her baby bump in all its glory at a local beach in Los Angeles. Despite the thunderstorm clouds and humid weather in the city, she felt at home in Los Angeles and the need to flaunt it. She happily wore a multi-colored floral two-piece bikini with a belly piercing and all. That’s such a classy look for a pregnant female. Kate claims she is in her first trimester, but that is impossible to be that big until you hit your second trimester. It appears she has marriage on her mind AGAIN, as she was also spotted reading a recent copy of Brides Magazine. To top it off both Michael and Kate are enjoying their new found “fame” and are pimping the baby news story, doing short interviews with a select group of gossip sites. Speaking of which Michael and his manager spoke with the Huffington Post about the new baby. Michael hopes the new baby with Kate will be a daughter “as beautiful and talented” as Lindsay. Michael and Kate’s manager told Naughty Nice Rob the following generic information, “I can confirm Kate is pregnant and in her first trimester.” Michael emailed him back a simple “thank you”, but further questions were not answered. Typical nonsense of course, as they are always in communication with one of their favorite paparazzi gossip writers..
A friend of Kate’s (whoever this is) said, “It is for sure his child and they are back together. They are both very excited about the news and can’t wait for the arrival of the baby. Michael is already picking out names and hopes they have a daughter as beautiful and talented as Lindsay. This is a second chance for him to be the parent he always wanted to be.” Second chance for him to be a good parent? That is hilarious, this is going to be the 6th chance for him to be a decent guy and take care of a kid he has spawn. I see the same cycle happening and this time will be no different. No matter how he and Kate tries to sugar coat it. Sadly, the innocent child is going to be born in a domestically violent environment. That is cruel, unfair and selfish of them. Yet we are all supposed to pat them on the back and say congrats after all the bullshit they do in the media to gain publicity and attention. Fuck no, they don’t deserve anyone’s respect. Especially fame whore Michael. I can bet that we’ll be seeing Kate in court soon, trying to collect child support from him…
Here’s the problem that I am having with this entire scandal. You know as well as I do that this fuckery has dirty scandal written all over it. Back on April 15th, the last major public fight between Kate and Michael, was only the start of what was to come. During that day Michael screwed up and had already EXPOSED on twitter that Kate was already allegedly pregnant and she had lied about having a miscarriage. Sadly, not one media outlet caught it and realized what he said. All of them tweeted that “timing was everything.” Obviously, Kate at times can’t even think for herself and that’s sad. Even after all the abuse and craziness that she has went through, she still insists that she loves Michael. What kind of love is that? It appears that they are in the honeymoon phase AGAIN and its all lollipops and unicorns right now. If something goes wrong Michael will flip out and rage on her. Kate has to realize that a man who has beat her multiple times will hurt her again. That shit doesn’t stop or disappear.
Just like the many times she called the cops on Michael for violating the permanent injunction order back in April. It appears that Kate’s co-dependent of Michael as he is an abuser that controls her and gets off on it. If he’s beat her ass before, her being pregnant won’t stop him from beating the shit out of her again. However, If that happens while she’s pregnant, she will lose her baby. But they act like nothing has ever happened between them and they are now playing this pregnancy card to the maximum level that they can. Its all for press and they’re milking the fuck out of it. Also thanks to a tip from one of my readers. There seems to be a female going under the name of Nicole Duman, who claims that she was “having sex” with Michael around the same time he got Kate pregnant. Could her claims he true, we have to wonder if they are or not, she even posted a picture of her and Michael together for proof! What do you think about this? Share your thoughts and opinions below…
These two and Tuna represent the dregs of humanity. How utterly horrible that they are bringing a child into their sick, violent world. All of these freaks make me fucking sick.
But of course I keep reading about it, so what does that say about me…
You hit the nail on the head GRR, Kate will be in court again, in a few years or sooner, fighting with Michael over child support. This ho is proud of what she did and I bet she got pregnant on purpose. IMO, Kate actually believes Michael is going to take care of her and the child and along with the baby will live happily ever after. I bet she thinks she's set for life by having this baby. Did Kate forget how much they fought BEFORE she was pregnant and now she believes things are going to be different??? If Kate or Michael changed their ways for the better ,then yes, things could be different but we all know they didn't. I feel so sorry for the baby, I really do.
It's nauseating. She probably has such a low self-esteem that she thinks she can't make it in this world by herself, so she clings to him… And now she is going to have a child. I don't get it how a woman in her 30s (at least she looks like she's in her 30s) can act like an insecure teenager.
What I don't get is how women in this day and age still think they can keep the man by having his baby. Two people should NEVER get married just because the woman is pregnant unless they wanted to get married whether she was pregnant or not.
If it turns out ML is the (deadbeat) sperm doner, then as a matter of law KM is entitled to seek that he pay child support.
-To some extent KM is free to quickly move to some state which has even tougher standards of how much or how long a 'Dad' must pay CS and establish that state for jurisdiction purposes. –for example NY requires CS thru 21!! and NJ sort of mandates it thru college!
Publicity stunts and parading around LA in a bikini with an alleged "baby bump" is pathological!
SO thankful for the truth from GRR!! Glad you have not fallen prey to their media manipulations and lies. It is so clear they planned this pregnancy all along, including ALL the b.s. abuse allegations, because they love being in the news no matter what.
So why are people congratulating them about the baby that could possibly be the result of a rape as Major reported? Or at the least conceived during a restraining order? These two are both Pathological liars, and it would really be nice to see these two locked up for their elaborate and disgusting scheme. BTW is Kate still going to court for her assault case?
………." & can see your Celtic “family tattoo” on your R bicep, your 'diamond encrusted cross', your beaty rageful eyes as if it were yesterday" http://yfrog.com/h8vfmgdj
Did Kathryn Ann Major actually confirm to the media that she is really pregnant?
And this idiot MJL had the nerve to call me a "DEVIL" for telling him the truth, yet makes sure his "broke" baby mama makes it out to Cali so the papz can catch her out on the beach and pay them for some pics. Very sickening how he says he wants a "girl who will be as beautiful and talented as Lindsay". Just really think for a moment what that statement really means…
I noticed that Kate stopped following me too. Guess she doesn't need our support anymore now that she has a "belly full of Lohan" – hope she doesn't come looking for it again when she sees we were right bc all she's gonna get was "I told you so".
This little Cali trip was planned in advance. MLJ posted a few weeks ago that he was going to LA. This was a complete set up, and they are together right now, posting pictures of their stuffed animals, and chit chatting with people on FB. It is so pathetic that people fall for this crap. She has been following him for the past several months to every event he attends. She is NO victim. They both spew venomous crap about each other, and poof- all of the sudden, it's all sunshine and roses, and they are getting along wonderfully. They gain supporters who have big hearts, only to loose them once they find out they've been played. It's not just MJL, it's KM too. They are equally media whores for sure. And I am pretty sure she got knocked up sometime in Feb. or March. We'll see when the baby comes and I am sure a big huge lie about it being premature. BLAH!!
it was definitely planned. michael didn't come out to see lindsay. they needed to come to LA to sell their story. i mean, you can't get paparazzi attention in delray florida. not to mention they are also trying to make a deal for a reality show, though i'm not sure who would watch and who would be stupid enough to think anyone would watch. it's kind of funny that, stupid stuffed animal tweets aside, they are trying to act as if they are NOT together by michael's little tmz appearance about only finding out recently kate was pregnant and not being seen together but their tweets confirm otherwise. i feel sorry for that baby. that kid is going to suffer they same way lindsay and her siblings suffered when they were children. michael has shown he has not changed and never will. it's only a matter of time before they are at it again and this time kate has selfishly placed a innocent child in the middle fully knowing what he's capable of and what dina and the kids went through.
One more thought…I bet they already know it's a girl, that's why he said that moronic comment. Nothing they do or say is ever as it seems.
by the way there is a woman on twitter who has tweeted that she was having sex with michael at the same time he was having sex with kate so kate's been screwed yet again by michael (literally and figuratively). the woman also has posted a pic of herself with michael.
Nicole duman @NicoleDuman 19 July
what people dont know is @MichaelJLohan was having sex with me while he got @k8major pregoos
Nicole duman @NicoleDuman 18 July
@michaeljlohan he was sleeping with me while STILL sleeping with Kate Major…ew pic.twitter.com/Ogjgnsvj
and he knows who she is because he tweeted about her family back in May and they were tweeting to each other as far back as April..
Michael Lohan @MichaelJLohan 11May
Heart/ prayers to the Duman family.Bless them all. Read 1Peter1:6-7.Ironic that this was todays Word http://yfrog.com/ocpd2ayj
Retweeted by Nicole duman
Thank you for that tip! If Nicole\’s claims are true, this is most definitely a huge scandal. I updated the post with her full name and screen capped her tweets about Michael, then posted them on twitter and also linked to them from my site. This story keeps getting crazier by the day… SMH
no problem. i have no doubt her claim is true. i know for a fact he calls some women he talks to on twitter and even tries to meet them. he's also cheated on kate before. back in december when kate was on dr drew's lifechangers, she was on the show with another woman that michael was seeing behind each of their backs and he told the other woman last year that he and kate were not together and would even trash kate to her but kate said they were very much dating at the same time. he's a master manipulator, which is all part of being a sociopath.
I would exactly call it a "huge" baby bump. It appears to be a 4 to 5 mnth bump but, it's really hard to tell because every pregnancy is different. With that being said, what the hell is wrong with these people?! You can't insert a child into the middle of a highly volatile relationship and expect anything good to happen. I mean, does she think this will change things? Babies and children in general can be hard on even the best of relationships, and with one theirs one can only imagine the outcome.
http://www.mypalmbeachclerk.com/cctrecordsearch.a…
Search Kathryn Ann Major under both civil and criminal. TMZ published the criminal court docs, but there were three cases filed. Two are now closed, one still open. Then there is this one…Not sure if the latest libel/slander case against Kathryn is the same Kate or not. (more than likely is)
Civil case:
JUAN JIMENEZ V KATHRYN ANN MAJOR
Filed on June 1, 2012 Libel/Slander – Jury
Under Criminal cases still open – Felony
Major Kathryn Ann DOB 11-16-1982
Now, the question remains…will she get the typical celebrity slaps on the wrist??? Even though the only reason she is known is for her constant fighting, causing problems, and tangles with the law.
CH says that KM is a "prostitute" and she lied about rape to Michael Lohan….. (starts at the 5:19 mark) http://www.guysfromqueens.com/shows/chauncehayden…
And in a story from his magazine
"Mom-To-Be Kate Major" (08/09/2012),By Chaunce Hayden
"There are a lot of terrible parents in the world. They come in all shapes and sizes. But no parent, no matter how evil, no matter how uncaring, no matter how self absorbed compares to that of the infamous Michael Lohan. To put it more bluntly…Michael Lohan is an asshole. The sperm donor that helped create Lindsay, Ali and a some boy nobody ever seems to talk about is at it again. Even though he rarely, if ever, pays child support (Not that his kids need the cash), the 54-year-old dad from hell is expecting yet another child with his on-again wacky girlfriend, Kate Major.
You can’t make this up folks!
Kate is in her first trimester and despite restraining orders, fist fights and relentless stalking (see guys, it pays to be persistant) she and Michael are evidently back together. Major, a former writer for “Star Magazine,” has been linked to Michael as well as former reality star Jon Gosselin, over the past few years. She has also been to rehab, accused Lohan of abuse, and she has taken a few rides on the crazy-ex-girlfriend train.
However, for me this story stands out not just because it’s so damn insane. It stands out because of my own personal run in with Major a few years ago. At the time we met, Major was a reporter for Star magazine. She had just written a story about my screenplay on the former strip club mecca Scores and asked if we could meet for drinks later in the week to “exchange contacts”. I thought, sure, why not?
Little did I know the surprise I was in for. We met at the Thompson Hotel in Soho. After several drinks and a lot of gabbing about Hollywood, Kate said, “So when are we going to share your contacts?” I said, “I thought that’s what we’ve been doing for the past 3 hours.” She looked disappointed. At that moment she leaned over and whispered in my ear, “I have sex for money and I’m looking for people who will pay me that I can trust and feel safe with.” I said, “Excuse me for one moment while I go to the bathroom.” Once I locked the door, I took a breath and screamed, “WHAT THE FUCK?!” I couldn’t believe what the senior writer at Star magazine was telling me!
I got my composure, went back to the bar and asked Major if she was joking. She said, “No. I’ve been doing this in Los Angeles for a long time and I make about $1,200 a night to sleep with guys. Sometimes even more. Everybody does it in LA.” So you’re a prostitute I whispered. “I prefer the word, ‘escort’” she whispered back. Soon after this bombshell shocker of a story, I drove Kate back to her Manhattan apartment. As she got out of the car she leaned over and kissed me on the cheek. “That will cost you $20” she laughingly said and stumbled into the darkness of the night. A week later, I hooked (no pun) up with the former New York Madam Kristian Davis for some advice. After that, your guess is as good as mine.
Good luck to the happy couple and their soon to be little one."
(article reposted from CH magazine).
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