A couple of months ago I had reported that Michael Lohan, posted some rude and derogatory tweets directed at Kristi Horn. About his now legally proven by DNA test, love child, a young girl by the name Ashley Kauffman-Horn. Michael has been fighting these allegations for months and denying his involvement with Kristi for the past several years. Even thou he kept denying, we knew this woman wouldn’t just come out of the wood work and make that kind of claim against Michael, unless it had some partial truth to it. Michael has a big chip on his shoulder and always says a lot of cruel and unnecessary things to several mainstream tabloids and popular gossip sites about his personal life. Back on June 30, 2008, Michael submitted a sample for a DNA paternity test after a Montana massage therapist, Kristi Kaufmann, asserted that Michael was intimately involved with her in 1995 while he was separated from Dina, and fathered her daughter, Ashley. A Montana court subsequently ruled that Michael was Ashley’s natural biological father and his name was added to her birth certificate. Michael said he didn’t know Ashley existed until Kristi (whom he first met in 1982 in Houston, Texas) contacted him while he was serving prison time in 2005 for DUI and other charges. After Michael took the test back then and he complained, still doubting that Kristi’s claims that Ashley was his daughter, “If the test is found to be negative she’s gonna be sued for libel and defamation.” That’s right because Michael is always the victim and wants to sue everyone, because we all are lying about him. That’s Michael’s style, always putting the blame on someone else…
Ironically, even though Michael already knew back during July 2008, that he was the father of Ashley, he still kept denying it and making it appear as if he was the only one being victimized by Kristi’s alleged false paternity claims. Michael can’t seem to shut his mouth and keeps flapping his jaws acting reckless while posting tweets like the one seen above. This is not a new thing for him by any means, as he does it all the time. When Michael was sitting on twitter wasting space back in May 2012 battling it out with his various naysayers and fighting with Kate Major. Things got really heated and out of the blue he had brought up some names and made some wild accusations.
He tweeted the following crazy allegations to the twitter user, “@cege25 Kristi or ashley!!!” followed by, “@cege25 YOU are evil. Do u know what God says about gossipers. Read about it, I bet YOU’RE miserable. cege = Ashley and Kristi KAUFMANN. = cowards and opportunists. How many marriages Kristi? How many fathers have you claimed for Ashley? 18 followers? WOW! You SOLD “stories” for money with NO tests. ONLY bc I couldn’t be in court! That’s why you one by default. W/ NO PROOF” At this point I’m guessing that Michael was on his man period and felt all high an mighty. Nice way to EXPOSE and accuse random people online of being someone without any PROOF, jerk. I personally find it hilariously hypocritical that Michael can thump his Bible preaching the gospel, while knowing he has the law waiting for him to screw up. We all know that Michael doesn’t care about anyone except himself, that’s a given. But his constant fuckery is really immature.
Everyone who reads the gossip sites and watches entertainment news already knows that Michael is a DEAD BEAT DAD and owes thousands to Dina Lohan and his other baby mama Kristi. He also knows he has several outstanding warrants sitting on his shoulders for the money he owes them. For over seventeen years, Kristi has been extremely adamant about Michael being the father of her daughter Ashley. Kristi also claims he owes $300,000 in back child support. Which he knows he owes her. He can’t lie or deny it anymore as it’s been officially confirmed to the world he’s Ashley’s father. Life & Style reported back in September 2010, that Ashley’s birth certificate names Michael as her father. So how could he be saying all this time he wasn’t?
Kristi sent a warning to Kate, telling her that she shouldn’t expect anything different from her baby daddy. In July 2012, she told TMZ the following, “I just feel so bad for Kate. She’s going to be a single mother eventually, he’s going to leave her to raise their child alone like he did to Dina and I.” Michael didn’t take the public embarrassment very lightly as he explained to a TMZ camera crew that Ashley’s paternity has never really been established. Which we know was a blatant LIE he told folks. He said, “There’s no paternity test done. How can they grant her support if they’ve never proved it’s my daughter.” He added, “Kate and I are gonna stay together. We’re happy. We’re very happy and I’ll never leave her. I’m not an absentee father. I love my kids and I always be there for them.” Yeah sure…
As seen in the picture shown above from Thursday, November 15, we see show host Trisha Goddard, talking to We Love New York (WLNY) about the test results that were already known several years ago. Special guest Maury Povich revealed the test results of Michael’s paternity test. The only way to get adequate press time wanted to fill Michael’s attention whoring needs, is to appear on a televised talk show. This was a pro and con as it only affirmed to the rest of the world that he’s been LYING about his affair with Kristi the entire time. But we already knew he was a liar.
So what, that Michael ran to the nearest gossip site and apologized, “While I am sorry this took so long, we finally have the answer, we are all okay with it and we will deal with it in the best way!” He elaborated his statement adding, “Kristi and Ashley have been really good about it! She’s a wonderful kid!” During the talk show’s downtime is where the real drama happened and they both finally had a chance to confront each other and release some pent up aggression that had been building up over the past several years. That is when things really got heated.
Tempers were on overdrive when Michael finally showed up on stage. In the picture above you can see the shit eating grin and the expression of “I am fucked now” and thousands are watching. Sooner or later more of his silly lies will be exposed. Things have a weird way of smacking that nasty long awaited KARMA back in ones face.
Kristi told Trisha, “I don’t want to be a part of the Lohan trainwreck.” Michael clearly gets really agitated backstage and proclaimed, “I’m not playing Trisha’s game. She wants me out there now, or I leave.” Ashley was feeling pretty hurt and cried, “What gives you the right to tell me that the kids have a right to disown me. What made you say that to me? How can you keep lying?” Ashley said Michael has never been there to support her and has refused to acknowledge that she is his child, except for early on in her childhood. Ashley told him, “Being there and then disappearing. You talked to me when I was seven-years-old. Why would you even tell me to call you daddy?” Ashley’s mother got really angry with Michael on set telling him, “You have known about Ashley since the beginning! You’ve been promising to take the DNA test. How could you do something so cruel?” On the other hand, Michael’s many bullshit LIES after blatant LIES were finally catching up to him. He started caving under the pressure while backstage, just before taking the DNA test he told the camera crew, “I think I’m gonna get sick.”
Which I don’t blame Ashley in the least. I find it pretty amazing that after all the crap he talked about them on twitter and to the world , they would even waste their time with him. Now with Kate’s baby due really soon, Michael has more responsibilities to deal with that he really can’t handle. It’s crazy how this all worked out and how it will all end up in the future. Do you think that Michael will pull the same drama on Kate after their son is born? Please share your thoughts and opinions down below…