Porn Star Jenna Jameson Shows 4chan Her Breasts To Track Down “Con Artist” Ex-Assistant

Jenna Jameson Gets Topless For 4chan - Janauary 2014

When on and off again porn stars like Jenna Jameson want revenge on former assistants that take advantage of them, what do they do? Yep, you’ve guessed it right and we know that desperation has no bounds. Instead of paying money for a private investigator for information on former employees, porn stars sprint over to their favorite hacker forums to recruit some horny anons to act as their own personal army and do their dirty work for them. Just when we thought we heard and seen it all, we get a new crazy story to shake our heads at in amusement and laughter. Sadly, Jenna’s life has always been full of drama and heartache. This latest incident is not a surprise to many who have been long time fans of Jenna and watched her rants.

If you haven’t heard of the infamous 4Chan forum, let me fill you in before we cut to the good part of the story and why you’re really here reading. 4Chan is a well known imageboard website created by Christopher Poole. Visitors to the site post their blurbs anonymously, with the new changes to the /b/ board making everyone a number. The 4Chan forum is split into various boards with their own specific content and guidelines which very in nature. Registration for the site is not required, nor is it possible (except for staff members). As most of the cyber-world knows 4Chan’s /b/ imageboard is a where cyber trolling was mastered. So when a desperate no0b showed up on January 3, claiming to be the famous porn star Jenna Jameson, the /b/ cronies were understandably skeptical and wanted some legit proof…

Jenna Jameson Begs For 4chan For Help - Janauary 2014

Since this kind of thing does not happen everyday and most non-hackers avoid 4Chan’s forum boards. The /b/ board trolls were understandably puzzled by her request, “Hi Guys, it’s me, Jenna Jameson and I am having a really bad night,” Jenna wrote telling 4Chan’s forum members her story and the reason why she needed help. She said “My ex assistant who goes by the name of Allen Cadena turned out to be a con artist. I do not know if Cadena is his last name. I finally found him out and fired him… His last known (as of 5 minutes ago) Twitter handle was @allendgc and his new Instagram is @allen_no5″ Oh yeah, then the d0x comes…

She continued on with her story with more details, “Since he was previed to my personal information such as passwords he reset and probably deleted my twitter @jennajameson and has also removed all pictures of me and him from my instagram. He is completely fucking with my digital life and so I ask if you have any ideas of who he is please let me know. I am in the process of consolidating and resetting all my passwords. I will be attaching images of him shortly.” In order to prove herself worthy of 4Chan’s help Jenna was asked to post proof providing who she was. She knows she can’t get everything for free. Right?

Jenna complied and posted a photo of herself holding a sign confirming the date and time. She had also asked the anons to go easy on her and not request that she show her breasts, she asked “Please no Tits or GTFO!” in the familiar 4Chan fashion. Some anons responded and also reminded Jenna of forum rules, then they sayed they were “kind of intrigued. you know the rules though. TITS OR GTFO.” She had no other choice but to comply to their demands and she did with a huff. It’s not like people haven’t seen her naked. Porn stars are fickle sometimes, its fucking weird.

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As you can see from the pictures shown above, Jenna was a good girl and came through giving them the goods. She also agreed to /b/’s infamous put shoe on head demand, but decided to put her own sexy style on their crazy foot fetish. As a reward for having had all their demands met, 4Chan anons went to work fulfilling Jenna’s wish. Time past and it was only an hour before the resourceful anons had uncovered the con artist ex-assistant’s home address, his driver’s license number, his social security number and even his FICO credit score. As if you had not already noticed these /b/ anons don’t waste much time messing around and are very crafty cyber-ninja’s who have mastered their skills for good and some bad things that hurt.

Jenna was so pleased and impressed by the information that anons had provided her with, she asked them also for his DOB and gave them one last picture of her assets to /b/ saying, “Thanks I will always be your girl!” There’s no doubt these events on the /b/ board happened as there is picture proof. If you had any doubts (which you should not), all of the interactions with infamous /b/ were also verified by a man known as Christian Feliz, who has a close connection to Jenna, as they are close friends and appear to be dating each other. Jenna has also been ranting away about her children’s father Tito Ortiz, who had been recently arrested for a DUI after he crashed his Porsche Panamera in West Los Angeles, a couple days ago.

Jenna Jameson Staying in Shape

In a series of posts, Jenna tweeted to her 500,000+ fans personal things about the turmoil she’s suffered over the years, “If people only knew what I went entrees for 8 years. The drugs, the cheating, the terrible fatherhood. KARMA. I knew karma would get him! I am so disappointed in the father of my children. This proves my children should be with their loving and capable mommy. Thanks god my babies weren’t with @titoortiz when he got his DUI. Now everyone knows what the truth is. I am the only one that should be taking care of my boys, they need me. It’s so exactly what Tito would do by taking down the video of him drunk right before his DUI.” We also agree that a mother should be with their kids, if she is of sound mind and can financially handle the stress of it. We wish her the best.

Jenna had quit porn in the effort to take care of her kids. She has had some money problems and had to sell her mansion. She appears to be in a reckless phase, seeing she has cut loose and made some rash changes to her body. Poor Jenna, she had turned into a total trainwreck and back doing porn to feed her kids. What do you think about Jenna’s new look and her latest drama? You think it was cool for her to run to 4Chan so she could get personal information on her “con artist” ex-assistant? Share your thoughts, opinions and comments about this below…

4 comments

  1. wow i heard she was a millionaire so called so what happen?

  2. Carmella says:

    Oh no. Jenna really needs help. She has a better guy in her life right now but she has been a mess since before she had her kids. She is broke and burns through her porn money like water, that is why she lost her house in the hills. Her boys aren't with her because she has shown that she is kind of irresponsible and somewhat unfit mom. I feel bad for her but she really needs to get her own life in order before criticizing Tito Ortiz about his wrong doings and bashing him constantly on Twitter.

    Jenna won't ever quit porn because she has no other skills that are of value in the real world of business. Her name is the only thing that keeps her going. Don't get me wrong because Tito is a messed up person to. The only innocent people that really suffer is their kids who will grow up someday and read about their parents. It's a sad thing to watch. I hope they both seek the help they need and soon.

  3. @Boqueefa says:

    Lawd have mercy that wig!! Jenna stop buying your wigs at Party City guuuuuuuuuuuurl!

  4. Randorando says:

    I can't believe she just stuck a random chunk of hair on the bald part of her head, to take some of the pictures.. But left herself bald in the other half.
    The fake hair is orange, and her hair is platinum blonde. Argh. Why did she even shave her head if she didn't want to rock it 100%?
    She should have put more effort into taking the pics since these photos will probably make the rounds to the news sites soon enough.. In my opinion, she must be using something..no one sober could possibly think her hair looked good like that..(with the orange ratty hair extensions placed on half of her head)

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