Jenelle Evans Goes “Stuntinnnn” In Her Used Hummer, Gary Head Calls Her “Demon Whore”

Jenelle Evans and Nathan Griffith - January 2014

One of Hollywood’s train wrecked reality stars Jenelle Evans has been making waves again this week. Drama is not new for this Teen Mom 2 hot mess, as she seems to live and breath static on the daily. Jenelle and her baby daddy Nathan Griffith recently did a pregnancy photo shoot that also included some interesting pictures. I really don’t know what’s going on with Jenelle’s old looking “Little House On The Prairie” type boots. Was she making a fashion statement? Who dressed her in that? What about her baby daddy Nathan’s pointy boots? The worst part of this whole thing is Nathan’s package that seems to be taking center stage in an awkward way. Could he be wearing his little red speedo to enhance his man junk? With the dress she’s wearing it seems Jenelle’s trying to make it look more like they were taking wedding photos or maybe hitting the club after their “big day” of picture taking.

Here’s a thought for Jenelle: If you’re trying to be a good mother, forget about concentrating on just Nathan and yourself. Jenelle, you remember Jace, right? The innocent child you have used as a pawn for all of your drama over the past several years? We do feel sorry for Jace and Nathan’s daughter Emery. It’s like both of their children are being thrown to the side and forgotten about just so Jenelle and Nathan can make money by selling pics and stories of the new baby that’s on the way…

Jenelle Evans With Jace and Nathan Griffith - February 2014

The new photos of her baby bump really says volumes. It appears that Jenelle has put herself on a pretty high pedestal this past week, one that exists only in her own delusional mind. For someone who is still, to this day does NOT have custody of her son, she sure is jumping up quickly to put down people that actually HAVE custody of their children. We see random minions and obsessed Jenelle fans always telling her how she has changed and other crap that she retweets to make herself feel good. We can say from the reality side of the red carpet Jenelle hasn’t changed a bit. That’s sad.

Jenelle responded to a question that had asked why she got an abortion and pregnant just 4 months later: “Not that I need to explain myself, but I got the abortion because at THAT point in my life, it wouldn’t be fair to jace. Now that I am getting custody back of my son, we are stable and doing what’s right for us. So why don’t you just shut the fuck up.” Wow, that was a nice response…

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Let’s talk about the huge purchase of the black and yellow Hummer that Jenelle was bragging about getting, late last month. Maybe Nathan is feeling like he’s untouchable now, because he just drove the Hummer on an suspended license and now feels like a real man with his multiple DUI’s. We know he doesn’t mind taking a risk to look like a bad ass for gossip sites who dare to give him headlines to inflate his tainted ego.

We also would like to thank Ms Joan aka Mistress Midge for finding the actual Craigslist ad that the 2004 Hummer was purchased from. Looks like Jenelle has bought a USED 2004 Hummer after telling people on Twitter last week that she wasn’t as rich as everyone thinks and that she was not buying a car. So much for not wanting any attention attracted to her right? Wait, who am I kidding this girl LIVES for any and all ATTENTION that she can get. Seriously, who can miss a huge YELLOW HUMMER rolling down the street? It screams to everyone “Hey look at me!!!”

Since we know Jenelle can’t really afford a brand new gas guzzling ride to brag about, she had to run out and buy a 10-year-old Hummer with over 108,000 miles for $17,600.00. This girl seriously needs a financial adviser. At least it will work out if they have to live in it! The insurance alone is practically a car payment in itself. We can’t wait to hear her complain and whine about the cost of gas to fill her SUV up. Jenelle will regret her purchase and we’ll be seeing it for sale soon enough.

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“Stuntinnn” is obviously so very important that Jenelle probably did no research on gas for this car or safety features for her children. Please feel free to look the information up, it’s really bad on gas and that is why many people have gotten rid of them to conserve money, considering the economy is total crap right now and only getting worse. Not in Jenelle’s eyes thou. This scenario reminds us of when Tila Tequila rented her Lamborghini for a year just to show off to her haters and fans that she made it big time. We already know how that ended when her ride ended up back at the dealer in Beverly Hills, California where she leased it from. Talk about a waste of money for gloating and feeling superior. Tila was really embarrassed to say the least and we are still laughing at her fuckery that always entertains us immensely.

Do you think Jenelle really deserves custody of her son? After the picture she posted of her and Jace in the car on her “big day” of taking photos (below), my thoughts are ABSOLUTELY NOT. I also don’t think she deserves custody of the new baby after seeing this type of ignorance. Does Nathan even pay child support for Emery? I don’t expect Jenelle to know how much a baby actually costs as she doesn’t have custody of Jace and barely paid any support, but I’m sure they’re in for a very rude awakening.

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I wonder what Child Protective Services would think if they saw the way Jace is sitting in the car seat. Keeping the used leather seats of the Hummer safer than your own flesh and blood? That makes us worried for the safety of her son. As you can see in the picture, Jace’s car seat strap is snapped together, but the car seat itself is NOT securely belted in and is sitting on top of a heavy blanket, which means if they are too busy “stuntinnnnn” and they wreck, Jace will be injured. I can hear Barbara scream at her now and tell her “Well Jenelle, if you hadn’t ah been STUNTIN’ this wouldn’t ah happened!!” Jenelle’s favorite thing is calling everyone “stupid idiot”.

Looks like Nathan really doesn’t have any common sense either if Jenelle is in the passenger seat and he’s driving with his multiple DUI’s and suspended license. Let me guess. Jenelle has flipped the picture again? No way, we don’t believe her and her lame excuses won’t work this time because of where the arm rest is located in the picture. These are pictures of the actual Hummer she bought but claims she didn’t buy. If Jace was belted in right, you would see a grey seat belt holding the chair in.

And while Jenelle was out for the day shopping and taking pictures it seems her BFF for the moment, Tori, had spent the night and decided to tweet about how she was getting high in Jenelle’s house with a small bong while Jenelle was “out doing Mommy stuff” aka “stuntinnnn”.  Has Jenelle really changed so much? Yeah right. Her friends are the same and she hasn’t changed a bit. We know this because she replied to a question asking her if she will smoke weed again on her Ask.fm account to which she had responded, “Maybe after I’m done breast feeding”. Then Jenelle had later changed her answer multiple times as more people asked her the same question.

Tori Still Smoking Weed at Jenelle Evans House Tweets

Tori must have had an amazing epiphany and had realized what she did because she quickly deleted the tweets you see above, probably hoping Jenelle wouldn’t see them and kick Tori’s ass to the curb for the millionth time. The excuses they come up with should be very interesting to say the least. But they’re cool like that and could care less about what anyone thinks about their shady friendship that seems to last through all the bullshit lies and drama. Jenelle obviously didn’t have any idea of what had happened with Tori when asked why her BFF was smoking weed inside her house.

Then we have the hilarious irony of the one sided twitter fight Jenelle had with Farrah Abraham.  Because, Farrah doesn’t talk to anyone on Twitter nor give a shit about anybody but herself. To be blunt, I really don’t care for Farrah aka the cry whisperer at all. If you guys really don’t know what I mean by that term, just watch one episode of Couples Therapy and it will make total sense to you. I have to say that it’s pretty ironic to see Jenelle running her mouth and blasting Farrah for doing the same exact things she’s done for FREE. Jenelle has to envy the fact Farrah got PAID, to show her assets and didn’t have a nasty famefag of an old man named James Duffy, with a questionable past to take her pics and we didn’t see Farrah posing in a swampy area on a dirty public bench. We wonder has Nathan NOT seen those ugly pictures? The dirty nude pictures of Jenelle are literally EVERYWHERE.

Gary Head Calls Jenelle Evans a Demon Whore For Criminal Record - February 2014

Jenelle wasn’t done being a arrogant asshole to other MTV cast members and had also decided to pick a random fight with Matt McCann from Teen Mom 3 over an account that was made as a hate page for his girlfriend Lekota, which neither Matt nor Lekota had anything to do with. But Jenelle sees it as a chance for her to get some sucker punches in and talk down to others, so she can make herself feel more awesome. She’s also done the exact same drama with another cast member named Briana DeJesus, whom she and Nathan has harassed for months on end, then Jenelle has the nerve to turn around and play victim. That’s Jenelle’s typical fame whoring.

I have to applaud Matt for sticking up for himself. He’s been through a lot and is trying everything he can to be in his daughter’s life whereas neither Jenelle nor Nathan seem to even care about their children unless they’re making a buck off of them, and Matt also has partial physical custody of his daughter. I would also like to take the time to congratulate Matt on being SOBER for 21 months. That is something to celebrate and I wish you continued success on your journey and my best to you and Lekota!

The drama that happened with Gary Head isn’t surprising and we were lucky to catch the tweets before he deleted them. After the initial spat started when Gary received a copy of his FBI criminal record he decided to vent about it on Twitter with comments directed at Jenelle, “No one knows the real situation. When the cops were called. They walked in on a quarter pound & pills. Like who calls the cops on an assault call & allow the cops to walk in your house with that on the kitchen counter? Oh, that would be JE #DA. Sad thing is. I didn’t even do the drugs & it was HER HOUSE but i got charged with them. The Marines had every drug test I took on file.” Adding again today, “Sit the fuck down!!! Nobody in there right mind wants to be like you. You are a disgrace to human society #WhiteTrashWhore

Everything Jenelle touches turns to total shit and every single guy she’s been with ends up getting arrested or locked up. Will Jenelle ever realize that she is both pot and the kettle? I doubt it, but it sure is fun to watch her make a fool out of herself…

 

8 comments

  1. Anon_Mafioso says:

    Jenelle was asked this question on her AskFm account a couple days ago but has not deleted it yet: Does it bother you that Tori does drugs in your house, while you are out having family time?

    Jenelle’s response: “Where did u hear ths? Why don't u be a women and show us ur real name lmao”

    Apparently Janelle is oblivious to the fact her “BFF” Tori did this while she was out “stuntin” in her used Hummer. I just wanted to reiterate that FACT. LOL

  2. Carmella says:

    What I think is funny was watching her blame Nathan's family about the sex of her baby being exposed. She then later deleted the rant and had changed her mind and then told people on her ASK account that it wasn't Nathan's fault. Doesn't she realize she was EXPOSED for FREE to In Touch Magazine by @MissSmartyJones as payback for being such a bitch to them?

    When will Jenelle wake up and stop being such and asshole to everybody, maybe people would give her break for once and not want to make her life hell. SMH

  3. Vann says:

    Great article. ….I enjoyed every word!

  4. JELies says:

    Jenelle straight up LIED to her Mother last night on the show saying that Nathan didn't have a record like her exes. So did she find out about his previous DUI's AFTER she moved in with him and why didn't MTV know about these?
    From when he was arrested for DUI on September 8, 2013:
    "Griffith was charged with resisting arrest, speeding in a reduced speed zone, driving on wrong side of road, disobeying a police officer, driving under suspension, license not suspended for DUI – 3rd or sub. Offense and driving under the influence – 3rd offense."

    THIRD OFFENSE – GOOD JOB MTV!!! First you have a heroin addict then you hire her a drunk to make her look better? Hope they don't go on a binge someday and kill a bunch of innocent people.

  5. Anon_Mafioso says:

    Nathan's DUI info straight from Horry County via GRR screen shot

    https://twitter.com/ghostriderradio/status/376508

  6. deluwiel says:

    wait wait wait… she loses custody of her son, she gets pregnant and has an abortion because it wasn't the right time to have a baby yet a short 16 weeks later everything has changed and she gets knocked up again?!? Is she too ignorant to understand how pregnancy happens? Here's a fun fact Jenelle – when you have unprotected sex you get pregnant. I can't with this twit. Somebody… anybody… stop this madness.

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