Blind Item #1: Freaky deaky Footballer’s “secret to success” finally revealed! You’ve got the chips and dip and buckets of beer… and I’ve got the Blind Vice for you crazy sports fans. I know you adore our more athletic Vice stars (like scummy Pepper Harthman and scummier Taller Baller), so to celebrate the holiest of football days I want to introduce you to Albie Ass-Slapper, a stud whose been Vicing in front of your eyes the whole season: You heard me: Albie is getting Vicey on the field. Well, actually his Blind biz starts in the locker room before the game…but we’ll get to that in a second. Trust me, you’ve heard of Albie before: He’s got a way with the old pigskin, which makes him mucho talked about on all those post-game sportscasts. On top of that, his scruffy jawline and killer six-pack makes AAS very easy on the eyes. But back to Albie’s Vicey sports skills: He’s got quite the arm and can Hail Mary with the best of ‘em, which has landed him in tons of big games. Not today’s Super Bowl, but whatever. So what’s Albie’s secret to success? Icy Hot…on his junk. Yep, before he hits the field, Albie likes to slather up his undercarriage with a gel that makes his stuff… Well, we hear it burns like hell. But Albie is all about that “no pain, no gain” mentality and believes his pregame ritual makes him throw further. So there you have it. Hmmm, wonder what kind of secrets the studs hitting the field today are hiding. Who knows, they all might be Icy Hotting it! And as for Albie, well you’ve finally got a Vice moniker just like all those Hollywood chickies you’re into… » Read more..
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Blind Items: Can You Guess The Celebrities Within These Short Clues?
Blind Items: Can You Guess The Celebrities Within These Short Clues?
Blind Item #1: Veronica Bee-Stings Hides Dirty Past to Land New Hunk! Whoever said a woman scorned is the thing to fear never met Veronica Bee-Stings! ‘Cause, baby, it is our experience that a woman in love is far more dangerous! Like the time Veronica was all smitten with that married dude, or the more available (but still shady) guy she had before him, the one she got the boob job for. So, what’s Veronica doing for her latest love? Pretending none of the others ever existed. Really, it’s like she’s Britney Spears or something getting some Vegas marriage annulled! Veronica is so into her latest man — admittedly a catch of a guy who’s possibly worth rewriting your past love life over — she’s busy telling friends not to tell the current guy nothing much of anything went down with all those past loves of hers. And, trust us, there are many, many past amorous hook-ups for VBS — and not all of them just to get acting roles, either. Some were actually just for fun! But there’s something about this new dude VBS has landed that doesn’t. How shall we put this? Doesn’t really click with reality. Or perhaps he chooses not to see things as they are because the nookie’s so good? Oh, yeah, that’s it: completely forgot New Dude is still so steaming from his last nookie sitch (in which he got royally dumped), he’ll do anything to make it look like he’s immediately taken again by a hot young thang — even if he’s that thang’s millionth thang! Hey, wouldn’t be the first time the male animal took such an approach. But, three cheers to Veronica for her ballsy moves, huh? » Read more..
Blind Items: Can You Guess The Celebrities Within These Short Clues?
Blind Item #1: It is really hard to believe this former A-list boy bander and now a C who kind of was his own one boy band has always been in the closet. Despite every single public romance he has had with a woman he has always wanted to come out. He has been caught so many times and given the perfect opportunity to come out, but he keeps waiting and waiting. He dated this at the time, huge tween actress for a very long time but most of the time she was having sex with our boy bander’s brother. The brother is where she was rumored to have picked up the gift that keeps on giving. The good news for the brother was that since the boy bander was “dating” her, the brother never got in trouble for having sex with a minor for almost a year. One time our boy bander was on tour with a different girlfriend. This girlfriend was a singer and is now an actress or she may still be both. Anyway, this actress/singer had no clue that our boy bander liked guys and was a virgin at the time. She got the gift that keeps on giving from a different band guy. Anyway, the virgin walked in on our boy bander on his knees servicing one of his male backup dancers. About an hour later the virgin was gone. One of the boy banders best “girlfriends” was with this celebutante who made her name in some sex tape action and a reality show. » Read more..
Blind Items: Can You Guess The Celebrities Within These Short Clues?
Blind Item #1: She’s off her meds, and it’s not good. She has returned to the very behavior that got her into so much trouble in the first place, including the drugs and the alcohol and the self-harming. It’s almost surreal to hear her spout absolute bullshit about being healthy and happy and sober when she is exactly the opposite. In fact, just a week ago she was out at some madhouse of a bar, drunk off her ass, doing multiple shots and snorting coke in the bathroom. Let’s cut to the chase, and get more direct: Look, we know that you and your friends are reading this. It is absolute madness for you to think that this will end well. You are a beautiful and talented girl, but you ARE going to lose your fans and your career and probably your life if you keep this up. Remember how upset one of your siblings was when someone picked on them? Do you realize how much more emotionally destroyed they would be if you actually died? You should think about that, because that is exactly where you are heading right now. We don’t care if you lie to people about what your problems are. We don’t care if you pretend that you are going on vacation. Just get yourself back into rehab or treatment, if it makes you feel better to call it that, and get well. » Read more..
Blind Items: Can You Guess The Celebrities Within These Short Clues?
Another day another dollar. While Soulja Boy continues acting stupid and embarrassing himself. Other celebrities are out doing even stupider things, besides clashing with law enforcement. Yep, its another round of your favorite celebrity and groupie gossip, rumors and speculation. The list is going to be a long one filled with lots of clues to help you find out who it is. Here is the legal part of it: The “exposed” celebrities mentioned in this blog are purely guesses. They’re thoughts and opinions of the blind items within this blog in response to reading various gossip columns. Do not take our guesses as fact or as a source of accurate information. We are doing this for entertainment purposes only. Have fun and enjoy yourselves… » Read more..
Blind Items: Can You Guess The Celebrities Within These Short Clues?
So what exactly is a Gossip Magazine? Gossip magazines feature scandalous stories about the personal lives of celebrities. This genre of magazine flourished in North America in the 1950s and early 1960s. The title Confidential alone boasted a monthly circulation in excess of ten million, and it had many competitors, with names like Whisper, Dare, Suppressed, The Lowdown, Hush-Hush, and Uncensored. These magazines included more lurid and explicit content than did the popular newspaper gossip columnists of the time, including tales of celebrity homosexuality and illegal drug use. The large-circulation gossip magazines eventually gave way to supermarket tabloids, such as the National Enquirer, and to less scandal-oriented celebrity coverage in magazines like People and Us Weekly, though small-circulation publications that harken back to the ’50s approach have continued to be published. The history of gossip magazines also includes a few eccentric titles that flaunted the usual rules of acceptable taste, such as the sexually explicit Hollywood Star of the 1970s. Anorak is a modern take on the theme. There are nearly 400 magazines related to gossip in the news stands. Speaking of gossip, I have some new stuff just burning in my ears. These are just rumors of course… » Read more..
























