Have you felt the urge to projectile vomit yet? I know I have threw up in my mouth several times since the baby news came out a couple of days ago. The toxic and awkward relationship between Michael Lohan and former tabloid reporter Kate Major has been going on for the last few years. They became engaged over Easter weekend, in April 2010. They later broke up, but they continued their volatile relationship with each other, which was marked by domestic violence and other conflict. Their drama and fuckery was depicted in the fifth season of the VH1 reality TV series, Celebrity Rehab with Dr. Drew, which documented both Kate and Michael’s rehabilitation for their alcohol and drug addictions. Michael claimed that although he had allegedly not done cocaine in six years at this point, “drinking always led to coke. Always.” It was also revealed on Celebrity Rehab that Lohan had left main cardiac disease. Although Michael had previously had a blockage in his right coronary artery, the blockage at his left main coronary artery, which Dr. Drew believed was caused by his past cocaine use, placed Lohan at high risk for a cardiac event and required him to avoid stress and anger. Michael avoid stress and anger? He feeds like a vampire off the drama. He thumps his Bible preaching the gospel using Gods name in vain, while being a hypocrite and deceiving his fans (not like he has any) into believing that he’s a “God fearing Christian” and he’s the poor victim… » Read more..