Blind Item #1: Franchise Star’s Late-Night Secret! Oh, the luxurious lifestyles of those rich and famous franchise stars! They basically run Hollywood these days, what with their movies making gajillions of dollars at the box office and all that. But it’s when they step out of that limelight that their perfect little facades fade away and their naughty little secrets come to light. Like, say, Sammy Sniffles and a late night secret that’s yet to be exposed… Until now. Sammy recently appeared in a mucho-hyped big screen flick, Three Cheers for the Underdog. One of those million dollar popcorn flicks that comes with action figures, legions of devoted fans and instant A-list credit. And Sam does not disappoint when it comes to living the franchise lifestyle. For one, S2 is into that whole fakey romance thing (complete with lovey-dovey paparazzi pics, natch), and, while that’s one secret Sam would not want revealed, there’s a nastier Vice that’s starting to draw even more attention: Cocaine! And loads of it! Yep, like so many stars of yesteryear (or even yesterday), as soon as Sammy made it big in Tinseltown, the drugs started flowing. Now, Sam—discreetly, of course—will spend the whole night snorting lines of blow. So when does the party end? Well, it doesn’t, really. Sammy does enough coke to stay awake through the wee hours of the morning, then heads directly from the party to whatever sort of work Sniffles has that day. So far though, Sam hasn’t slipped. » Read more..
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Blind Items: Can You Guess The Celebrities Within These Short Clues?
Blind Items: Can You Guess The Celebrities Within These Short Clues?
Blind Item #1: Are you all ready for some end-of-the-week coworker cat fighting?! Have you ever despised another employee so dearly that you hoped against hope that one day they’d be canned, allowing you to lay claim to their cubicle and freeing you from the burden of their water-cooler blabber? Meet Harriet Talons and rest easy knowing she won’t be occupying your office anytime soon. She’s a popular boob-tube babe on one of those hit series that’s always being talked about…which would so not be the case if her coworkers had a say in it: Because they want her character killed. Dead. Six feet under. Never to be heard from again. And they want Harriet banished from set, thrown out on her perfectly toned toosh to fend for herself in cold, cruel Hollywood. Yep, Harriet’s entire crew wants her fired. And badly In fact, it’s all pretty much anyone ever talks about anymore. The problem is, Ms. Talon’s safety is all but secured—while another character’s life hangs in the balance, Harriet knows her onscreen alter ego won’t bite it anytime soon. Probably not ever, actually. Sorry, crew folk, looks like the wrath of Harriet will live on. I would normally suggest the people who truly despise her quit…but then there’d be no one left to work on the show (and some of H.T.’s castmates are pretty sweet, I wouldn’t want them to be punished). If it makes you feel better, know that it’s not just at work that she’s a total nightmare. Heck, even Harriet’s neighbor who’s a big-screen heartthrob as well as a juicy Vice star—can’t stand the chick. Maybe it’s because she’s always begging for him to date her, which, FYI, he wouldn’t do in a billion years. » Read more..
Blind Items: Can You Guess The Celebrities Within These Short Clues?
Blind Item #1: Since a reader from Ted’s mailbag brought up this vintage BV, we realized that we didn’t have it here! So here it is… Thelma Turnip from 2007! Thelma Turnip is looking rather like, well, a turnip these days. Hardly the secret, really, as T2′s puss-ravaging lifestyle has left her cover-ready looks a little worse for the wear these past few years. Not even my Aunt Martha in Texas is surprised to see T.T. looking like a slightly younger version of Barbara Bush at myriad H-town events. But Thelma-doll’s looks ain’t exactly the point of this item — it’s her career, which everyone from the fruit sprayer at Gelson’s to CAA honchos is debating whether or not is salvageable. My guess? No way. Why? Because the top spinmeisters in town (ya know, the crowd that’s known for darling little campaigns such as convincing the American public that Eddie Murphy is a “Good Samaritan” because he gave a peeyem ride to a transvestite) are turning down T.T. right ‘n’ leery left. Jeez, that says somethin’, I’m tellin’ ya. “She’s not ready,” one of T-town’s premier Machiavellian types told me after she had been asked to raise Ms. Turnip’s chances for a professional resurgence. When pressed, the wizard at reinventing fallen entertainment idols told me Ms. Turnip is still—you guessed it—not exactly cleaned up, as everyone currently thinks. Hey, I used to be addicted to that crap, I know how tough it is—good luck, Thelma! We’re prayin’ for ya, you gonzo g-friend! » Read more..
Blind Items: Can You Guess The Celebrities Within These Short Clues?
Blind Item #1: Will Dazzling Sissi Sparkle’s Secrets Come Out? You may not like us very much after this particular juicy tale of craziness. But, there’s something to be said for gals — gay and straight — who have very religious upbringings. When it comes to sex, they tend to lean heavily in one direction or the other. Usually nothing vanilla or boring between the sheets with belting, church-going gals who call Jesus their BFF! Certainly is the case with hugely talented star Sissi Sparkle, who has everybody wondering lately… “Has she ever had a girlfriend?” many are starting to ask, since fans are just now (stupidly) waking up to the fact that Sissi never really has had much of a man in her life — apart from some silly flirtations here and there. True, there was the one guy a long time ago, but, he was just a cover-up, people! Wait, because we are NOT done just yet. Recently, Sissi’s been in the news in a pretty major way. She’s big on the celebrity radar again, VERY BIG. So it’s no wonder folks are starting to wonder about her past… in some cases, not for the first time… where in the freaking hell is the man in this multi-talented powerhouse’s existence? Answer: Yes, PAID to further Sissi’s fabulous-again career! “Cause it was always the ladies who did it for Sissi. Always!” And, damn, do the girls who lived to tell about their wild sex times with her have a lot to say about it! » Read more..
Blind Items: Can You Guess The Celebrities Within These Short Clues?
Blind Item #1: Not a doting mother. Not a kind employer either. She’s supposed to be the doting mother. Ask the people who help her with her kids. They certainly don’t agree. First of all she’s never around. And when she’s present she’s distant, not only not involved, but almost irresponsible about it. One of her children may have developmental challenges. As such, diet can exacerbate the issue. Since she can only spend so much time with her children and often slotted in like appointments in her schedule. She doesn’t bother observing the food requirements that can help with the child’s behavior. Mom supplies junk food because it’s quick and dirty so that she can get out of there that much faster. When the kid acts out because of the shit he’s just consumed, she’s incapable of dealing with it and takes off anyway. It’s left then to the staff to raise her family. How does she treat them? All of the nannies’ cell phones are confiscated at 8am and not returned until 10pm. There’s a trusting and kind working environment, going on? Totally encourages loyalty. As you expect, bosses like this always play favorites. Her favorite? Curiously enough, it’s the bodyguard. He’s been seen rubbing her feet. Of course that had nothing to do with the separation, even though the foot massages have been happening for a while now. » Read more..
Blind Items: Can You Guess The Celebrities Within These Short Clues?
Blind Item #1: There was one actor, now a B-list who claimed he had never had sex with a woman before. Men yes, but not women so our goddess had to have him. She did. Now he is married to a B list actress, but before that happened this did. Here is the hint that will maybe help you figure this one out: Maybe orgy is the wrong word to describe what happened on the making of this movie, but there was certainly lots of rampant sex going on. It all started with an A list movie actress at the time who was starring in a franchise and wanted to keep her glory. She hated doing this movie, but she was committed so decided to make the best of it. For her, this meant having as much sex and doing as many drugs as possible while making the movie. Every co-star was fair game and when one actor thought he was the one she found special, he would be replaced and a new one brought in. She was the goddess of the movie and acted like it. She was a way larger star than any other actor on the film, primarily because she was charging so much to be in it that there was no budget for anyone else. Besides having sex with the actors on the set, she also brought in an old co-star who was still hanging on to his A list acting fame at the time. An Academy Award winner dropped by the set and the next thing you know, the pair were in his hotel room and not her trailer. He was with his now wife at the time, but he had wanted the goddess when they had last made a movie together and she had turned him down. This time he was having her, marriage be damned. » Read more..














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