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SMH: Tila Tequila Was “Being A Total Bitch” and Was A “NO SHOW” At Revilo’s Nightclub

The word running down the grapevine is Tila Tequila did NOT full fill her commitment of being a host last night at Revilo’s Nightclub in Akron, Ohio. I do know for a fact that Ronnie Magro (Jersey Shore) came through and did his thing. We got some pictures of him there. We also heard some complaints that Tila was giving the club owner a hard time and REFUSED to go to the club. Are you kidding me? Personally I am NOT surprised at all that this had happened. Tila is known for being a complete train wreck and always burning bridges. Along with her bottom of the barrel FAILED career as a reality star. She can still always opt to be a professional porn star. She might actually do better with that job choice. Tila has been doing a lot of tweeting lately, not her known typical tweaker rants that she used to go on at all hours of the night. But, she has been saying that she is filming TV shows and movies (might I add that we hardly ever see). Well dammit this bitch has got me ranting again about how stupid she is. Yesterday, she did her usual tweets about the event that she was excitedly supposed to host with Ronnie. Check all of them out below… » Read more..

Tila Tequila’s “You Can Dance” Release Drama, She Tells Fans It’s A “Major Glitch On iTunes!”

The drama of this past week has been crazy, I’m talking the most obscene crap that I have seen coming out of Tila Tequila in a year. Yes, I’m a tad late on this post, but its better late than never. The horrible webs we weave, when we practice to deceive. Tila has been planning for her big release of You Can Dance, since May 2011. While it has been highly anticipated and expected to flop. Yes, I have listened to the song and I have to say that this is the first song that actually makes any sense. I digress into issues of ridiculous tom foolery that happened during the night of the singles release. Let’s get to the deleted post from Tila titled Major Glitch on Itunes! So now “YOU CAN DANCE” Will be Released Later This Afternoon!, of course she went off, blaming iTunes for the failure to launch. That’s typical Tila for you, always pointing the finger and placing blame on someone else except for herself… » Read more..

Tila Tequila’s New Website FAILS and She Blames “Trolls”, Then She Runs To New York?

Even though I could have got online and wrote about this silly fuckery yesterday. I just didn’t feel like it. Some days are like that, ya know. I just want to take a break and write nothing, that is until you see that story that makes you say get your ass up and start writing. So here I am to give you guys a run down of the latest silliness and excuses from the little “mogul” super fab ex-reality star. A couple of weeks ago I reported that little Miss Tila was finally going to open her new website up and it would finally be completed after 2 months of building it. During that time Tila promised her “Tila Army” fans how awesome was going to be. She even assigned new “generals” or moderators for her new super neat and cool website.

As her fans were in anticipation, which is a normal thing, because the little troll ALWAYS leaves them hanging on EMPTY hopes and dreams. What a way to treat your loyal fans right? Yeah, I know that she has come thru and kept her word on maybe a few occasions. HaHa! okay no she has NEVER kept any of her promises, but it sure sounded good didn’t it. Let’s get to this latest cluster f**k, that has had her “haters” laughing at her attempts at being awesome, once again.. » Read more..

Tila Tequila – Wants Kids AGAIN, Tweets That She Wants To ADOPT Teenagers and She’s Hosting A Birthday Bash in Texas. WTF?

Here we go again with the super fuckery from Tila Tequila. Damn she’s a sloppy ass bitch, obviously needing immediate attention anyway that she can get it. Can’t I even take a vacation away from her stupidity? Or should I say, could Tila stop being stupid for at least 1 month, so I don’t have to report about her. But, that wouldn’t be any fun now would it? Of course not, so here we are. Tila tweeted this FANTASY on Easter for all to see… » Read more..

Tila Tequila – Calls Justin Bieber “Wigger” and Says He’s “Becoming Annoying!!!!” and She “Can’t Stand The Kid Anymore!” WTF?

This doesn’t surprise me in the least. Remember a couple of days ago when I posted that Justin Bieber had commented on Tila’s “I Love U” music video snippet back when he was 13 years old. After news of all the bull hit the headlines, Tila got so excited and ran to Radar Online and told them the following message that she had for young Justin…

He is absolutely adorable… I can now see why so many girls have fallen head over heels in love with him,” Tila said. “Justin, if you’re reading this: I want to pinch your cute little cheeks!  You’re doing great out there kiddo…don’t let anyone bring you down!” Tila tells Radar Online that she’d love to collaborate with him on a project, but more importantly, “Maybe one day he and I can do a collaboration on a song together or work on a movie together. As soon as he turns 18 I’m going to ask him out!

Well, knowing Tila she always backtracks and forgets stuff that she says all the time. Wow, looks like Tila Tequila is going to eat it BIG TIME for this major fuck up. Let me tell you why, Tila’s been caught in some more lies and bullsh*t behavior. Let’s get to a post she made in her blog back in October 2010 where she said some pretty crude things. Check it out below…

Tila said some pretty cruel things to Justin in the screen shot above (click the picture to make it bigger). She said “I really need to get off my chest! None other than Justin Bieber! However, due to his ridiculously, cringe-worthy behavior lately, I will call him JUSTIN WIGGER!” Whoa WTF did she just say to him? Let me see, Justin was only 16 years old at this time and she full on was bashing him. Tila also said, “fast forward, not one, year, not 2 years, but fast forward only 6 freaking months after he broke out as a huge star (yes it only took 6 short months to feed his ego already) Justin Bieber, has officially turned into “JUSTIN WIGGER!” This is SOOOOOOOOOOOO disappointing! I honestly can’t stand the kid anymore!” HaHa, wow Tila that’s totally contradicting what you just told Radar Online. I hope that Justin’s fans bash the hell out of you for that ignorance. He’s just a kid, you dumb ass hoe…

I am also sick to my stomach seeing that she even called him a “Wigger”. Who the hell does she think she is? She’s the last one to talk. Anyhow, Tila was just running her mouth and also said more stupid sh*t, “As time passed he started getting cockier and cockier… acting like he’s GOD’s GIFT TO EVERYONE OUT THERE!!!! Please Justin…. relax. These days I find him extremely annoying. I’m sorry to all you Justin Bieber fans out there reading this right now, and you can hate me for stating my own opinions about him if you want, but this is my opinion and just like you’re entitled to yours, I am entitled to mine. I am in NO WAY bashing the kid. I am just pointing out the fact that he’s gotten so fucking COCKY that it’s embarrassing!” Bitch shut the f**k up about Justin already!

Actually Tila, YOU are the one who is embarrassing. Even after all of these years in the entertainment industry, you still have managed to make NOTHING out of yourself and have ZERO to show for it. In the end you will only be known for being a porn star. Hell, Tila can’t even say that she owns her own house and at 16 years old Justin already bought his own condo out here in Cali. Oh well, what can you expect from a lying ATTENTION WHORE of a pseudo celebrity? Yup, that’s right absolutely nothing except fuckery, from a dumb MySpace hoe…SMH

Tila Tequila – From “MasterMinds” To A Love Affair: She’s Now Dating Her Co-Star Tray “Poot” Chaney. WTF? *Tray Responds* (Update)

Who would have ever thought that Tila Tequila would end up dating her co-star of “MasterMinds”, the one and only Tray “Poot” Chaney. Okay, I’ll be honest here about this and tell you why I’m NOT surprised that this actually happened. RUMORS have been floating around since last week that Tila and Tray have been seeing each other while they were on set filming the low budgeted movie. Tila has a knack for always hooking up, she needs some play and wants a new toy. This is the typical time of year for her to get it on and “fall in love”. Every time she falls in love, the SAME things happen. She tweets tons of crazy sh*t and blah, blah, blah….

As you can see from the screen shot above (click the picture to make it bigger) of Tila’s tweets. She is clearly head over heels once again for this “actor”. She says the following, “I’m actually dating right now. Been too busy to be in a relationship but would be nice to meet my match. I’m quite the feisty one! [...] These days it’s just been work work work work, then secret midnight rendevous.” She added, “In the meantime… I’ll be here waiting for you, boo! -Love your future Wifey <3″. Well, f**k why does she automatically have to add “wifey” in that tweet? She just met Tray on March 31 and has been smashing him for what, the last 10 days. No wonder why Tray’s camp has been trying to keep this relationship on HUSH mode…SMH

As you can see from the picture above, Tray has her wrist in lock. LOL, that’s weird. It’s like saying your mine. But, I’m not really with you. Here’s another thing about this fast and furious relationship. Tila is now calling herself an “outlaw”, saying that he told her that, she makes him “feel like an “OUTLAW” cuz i’m an “OUTLAW BAD GIRL” hahahha! I swear this person said this to me!” and “I thought it was quite cute….this actor musta been a nerd as a child or something, which is totally fine.”

Wow, calling new lover and her new boy toy a NERD. Does he know what she said yet on twitter about him? I’m sure after I tweet him this post, he is going to be saying something to her. HaHa, I wonder how that will turn out? Anyhow, Tila’s taking her “shot of love”, I wonder how long this new relationship is going to last with him. Any bets? Is Tray ready for the full blown 5150 Tila? This should be fun!…LOL

UPDATE 04/10/2011: Looks like Tray has now responded to all the rumors floating around that he is dating Tila. From his reply it seems that he is just as surprised as we all are. Plus, Tray is happily MARRIED and has been for the last few years to Ayesha Chaney. Who says, “I’m a wife and mother, then comes my passion of the arts. I love designing, customizing, painting, graphics, makeup and much more.” She also has a personal blog, that hasn’t really been updated for while. Regardless, in May 2009 they both did mini documentary on HBO called Black and Married with Kids.  Ayehsa owns her own company called Ayetina Creations. I’m kind of getting off track here. I really wanted you all to get to know about his wife a little bit.

Let’s get back to this nasty rumor about Tila and Tray dating. From what Tray says above in his tweet. Those pictures with them holding hands and standing together, are allegedly leaked pictures from the “MasterMinds” film. I know that I have seen Tila wearing that dress before in many different pictures over the years. So why would she wear it in the movie? As for now, I’m going to take Tray’s word for it and agree that this whole thing is “foolery” as he put it. Reason being, Tila is well known for planting stories and pictures in the media’s hands just to get some attention. I wouldn’t be surprised in the least if she intentionally did this to stir up drama and get some press time…SMH

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