Oh lawd Tila Tequila, what kind of mess or scandal are you plotting now? Last night Tila was caught leaving Dave Navarro’s apartment AFTER Dining at Katsuya in Hollywood, CA. (click on the picture above to make it bigger) This news is quite odd considering that Dave is Jasmine Lennard’s ex-boyfriend. The exact same boy toy that Tila is now obviously tossing her salad with. When just this past January 2010, Tila had a fight with Jasmine on twitter and told her “@bcoziamspecial Remember how u fucked Dave Navarro and tried so badly to get pregnant by him but he dissed you??? LMAOOOOO.” Is it just me, can anyone else see the fuckery going on here?
Looking at the photos (courtesy of Bildquelle: Richard Shotwell) above it reminds me that Tila was spreading her germs to Apollo Green and Kate Major, just a couple weeks ago. Seriously, who does Tila thinks she’s fooling. Why do these Hollyweird celebrities keep passing around each other, like there aren’t any other better people to f**k in the world. That sh*t just boggles my mind. I personally find it all pretty stupid. See people, this is where we begin to understand what are the real dirty parts of the celeb mind. It’s all about what someone can do for you and vice versa. But, that my readers is NOT one of the main reasons why I am posting this blog today. It seems there was more craziness flowing in the air last night.
Now I know that most of you are asking why I am adding
Garry Sun’s tweets to this blog post (click the picture to make it bigger) and what does he have to do with what happened last night. This my readers is quite easy for me to explain. Garry contacted me and I found the following message in my inbox. Garry told me
“I decided to go off on twitter…perhaps you should consider posting some of the things I wrote…Especially if it might land me in jail.” I was quite surprised at that message, because I had been off of twitter for several hours. Once I had a chance to read Garry’s page there were many tweets that were pretty wild. At the same time extremely believable and they made a lot of sense, in more ways than one. I have posted these tweets at Garry’s request.
Garry tweeted “Wicked Entertainment: “No.. We Don’t Want You” … “Please Tell her to stop calling…She’s annoying the shit out of us.” Call me a stalker? You’re the one stalking every woman in my life. By the way.. as far as the new female lover is concerned.. kidnapping, rape, and forced impregnating is not love. For someone whos tries to have a career in the industry, You Sure spend a lot of time making fake twitter and email accounts to lie & deceive.”
Here’s where the tweets start getting really interesting “You know you’ve got it bad when the Pharmacist knows the name of the patient… As soon as your runner walks up. I remember going to CVS and they said “That prescription was for 60 days… It was filled 17 days ago.” Damn really? She’s choking those drugs down like they are candy. Garry then brought up some names “If Even Joe Francis says “I’m gettin the fuck outta here”… Then you’re really a danger to society. Come On Joe Francis… We All Know You Really Know What Happened Between December 27th and December 31st 2009.” and he even said “When Paris Hilton Calls You a “Total Fucking Scumbag” And a “Fucking Piece Of Shit”… Then you’re really sewer trash.”
I guess Garry had to let off some steam. As you can see from the sreen shot above (click the picture to make it bigger). He continued his rant divulging more interesting things like “What Is Crazy? Pretending Dead People You Murdered Write You “I Love You” Cards. Which Pseudolebrity actually dates the stalker who moves in next door? Then scares them away cause they got out-crazied?” Remember when Tila FAILED the psychological exam on celebrity rehab 4. Garry then added “Even Dr. Drew Was Scared… The Show Wasn’t Called “Beyond Rehabilitation.” Let me tell you folks, Garry was far from done with this rant…
Who can’t handle basic everyday tasks? Apparently someone can’t “Who In The Heck Doesn’t Even Know How To Deposit A Check? No Wonder The Business Managers Ran Off With All The Money.. You’re A Fuckin Dummy. If I Were You… I’d Hate My Life Too… I’d Probably Be Making Up Fake Shit All Day And Get My Stories Mixed Up Just As Much As You. It Must Be Scary Having To Look Over Your Shoulder.. And Question Your Friends.. Cause You Don’t Know Who Will Expose Your Shady Antics.” Yet another name drop “Even Steve Hirsch.. The Devil Himself.. Is Afraid.. How does It Feel Knowing Your 450k Financed a Criminal Enterprise? And Is Already Gone.”
Remember JANE? Oh the memories of June 5, 2010. Garry tells where she was “BHS Medical Hospital in Alhambra, Ca.. Alien Lied To You too.. Shouldnt Have Released After 72 Hours.. The World Mightve Been A Better Place. LA County Health Department Calls … “This is the 2nd Time This Has Happenned… We Want to Make Sure This Doesn’t Happen Again.” Did he just say again? Well damn. If that’s true, her mental case file is probably a mile high and growing.
The is the start of Garry’s actual rant (click the picture to make it bigger). There is a few important things that he said. Of course we know Garry tends to speak in rhymes. That’s just how he is and what he does. Besides that, Garry tweeted a list of medications “Suboxen, Vicodin, Xanax, Lomictol, Ecstasy, Ambien, NyQuil, RedBull… damnit… Why are you still here on earth.” Wow, no kidding right? Seriously, anyone taking that list of meds is playing a roulette game of death. He went on to say “When The Sex Industry Closes Its Doors On You… That’s When You Know You’re An Asshole. Stop focusing on terrorizing, threatening, kidnapping and raping.. and maybe Hollywood would give you a job. Munchausen Syndrome… Munchin on a pound of Xanax gets your lid blown.” Last but not least “Fake Eyes… Fake Hair.. Fake Boobs… Damn youz a lyin ass bitch.” Yep, he hit that one there and right on target. Good job Garry!
Now, I know some of you caught a glimpse of those tweets on twitter today, while I was out having fun and stuff. I really thought they would be a great addition to the outlandish celebrity scandals of the week. Need I say anymore? Nah, I didn’t think so…
Stay tuned for another episode of Hollyweird fuckery at its finest…
