Blind Item #1: Since a reader from Ted’s mailbag brought up this vintage BV, we realized that we didn’t have it here!  So here it is… Thelma Turnip from 2007!  Thelma Turnip is looking rather like, well, a turnip these days. Hardly the secret, really, as T2′s puss-ravaging lifestyle has left her cover-ready looks a little worse for the wear these past few years. Not even my Aunt Martha in Texas is surprised to see T.T. looking like a slightly younger version of Barbara Bush at myriad H-town events. But Thelma-doll’s looks ain’t exactly the point of this item — it’s her career, which everyone from the fruit sprayer at Gelson’s to CAA honchos is debating whether or not is salvageable. My guess? No way. Why? Because the top spinmeisters in town (ya know, the crowd that’s known for darling little campaigns such as convincing the American public that Eddie Murphy is a “Good Samaritan” because he gave a peeyem ride to a transvestite) are turning down T.T. right ‘n’ leery left. Jeez, that says somethin’, I’m tellin’ ya. “She’s not ready,” one of T-town’s premier Machiavellian types told me after she had been asked to raise Ms. Turnip’s chances for a professional resurgence. When pressed, the wizard at reinventing fallen entertainment idols told me Ms. Turnip is still—you guessed it—not exactly cleaned up, as everyone currently thinks. Hey, I used to be addicted to that crap, I know how tough it is—good luck, Thelma! We’re prayin’ for ya, you gonzo g-friend! » Read more..