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Blind Items: Can You Guess The Celebrities Within These Short Clues?

Blind Item #1: You would never know it by looking at this used to be all movie actor who now is on a fairly hit television show but he is a sex crazed nympho. The thing is he only likes guys. He is one of those actors who has never actually bothered to come out and say he is gay, but everyone just kind of assumes he is. There have never been any girlfriends, but no one has ever just come out and asked him about his sexuality. On his show he plays a straight guy and the rest of his roles seem to be more asexual than anything else. One of his most proud sexual conquests was taking the virginity of this former A list tweener. He did it at a basketball game. He never stops talking about that story and how he had 15 minutes and made it happen. He never spoke to the tweener again. Our actor loves finding someone new and will strike whenever he can. At this point he considers his trailer boring as he has had so many guys in and out of it over the filming of his show and it has not even been on that long. The thing is our actor is very anal retentive and does not allow anyone he has sex with to come to his house. He doesn’t really like having a boyfriend and prefers just random acts. He is not even that good looking but he can talk guys into anything. One time he took the date away from this A list movie actress he had co-starred with in a very big movie and then spent an hour in the bathroom and then our actor brought him back out and said, I’m through with him. » Read more..

Blind Items: Can You Guess The Celebrities Within These Short Clues?

Blind Item #1: Franchise Star’s Late-Night Secret! Oh, the luxurious lifestyles of those rich and famous franchise stars! They basically run Hollywood these days, what with their movies making gajillions of dollars at the box office and all that. But it’s when they step out of that limelight that their perfect little facades fade away and their naughty little secrets come to light. Like, say, Sammy Sniffles and a late night secret that’s yet to be exposed… Until now. Sammy recently appeared in a mucho-hyped big screen flick, Three Cheers for the Underdog. One of those million dollar popcorn flicks that comes with action figures, legions of devoted fans and instant A-list credit. And Sam does not disappoint when it comes to living the franchise lifestyle. For one, S2 is into that whole fakey romance thing (complete with lovey-dovey paparazzi pics, natch), and, while that’s one secret Sam would not want revealed, there’s a nastier Vice that’s starting to draw even more attention: Cocaine! And loads of it! Yep, like so many stars of yesteryear (or even yesterday), as soon as Sammy made it big in Tinseltown, the drugs started flowing. Now, Sam—discreetly, of course—will spend the whole night snorting lines of blow. So when does the party end? Well, it doesn’t, really. Sammy does enough coke to stay awake through the wee hours of the morning, then heads directly from the party to whatever sort of work Sniffles has that day. So far though, Sam hasn’t slipped. » Read more..

Blind Items: Can You Guess The Celebrities Within These Short Clues?

Blind Item #1: Are you all ready for some end-of-the-week coworker cat fighting?! Have you ever despised another employee so dearly that you hoped against hope that one day they’d be canned, allowing you to lay claim to their cubicle and freeing you from the burden of their water-cooler blabber? Meet Harriet Talons and rest easy knowing she won’t be occupying your office anytime soon. She’s a popular boob-tube babe on one of those hit series that’s always being talked about…which would so not be the case if her coworkers had a say in it: Because they want her character killed. Dead. Six feet under. Never to be heard from again. And they want Harriet banished from set, thrown out on her perfectly toned toosh to fend for herself in cold, cruel Hollywood. Yep, Harriet’s entire crew wants her fired. And badly In fact, it’s all pretty much anyone ever talks about anymore. The problem is, Ms. Talon’s safety is all but secured—while another character’s life hangs in the balance, Harriet knows her onscreen alter ego won’t bite it anytime soon. Probably not ever, actually. Sorry, crew folk, looks like the wrath of Harriet will live on. I would normally suggest the people who truly despise her quit…but then there’d be no one left to work on the show (and some of H.T.’s castmates are pretty sweet, I wouldn’t want them to be punished). If it makes you feel better, know that it’s not just at work that she’s a total nightmare. Heck, even Harriet’s neighbor who’s a big-screen heartthrob as well as a juicy Vice star—can’t stand the chick. Maybe it’s because she’s always begging for him to date her, which, FYI, he wouldn’t do in a billion years. » Read more..

Blind Items: Can You Guess The Celebrities Within These Short Clues?

Blind Item #1: Not a doting mother. Not a kind employer either. She’s supposed to be the doting mother. Ask the people who help her with her kids. They certainly don’t agree. First of all she’s never around. And when she’s present she’s distant, not only not involved, but almost irresponsible about it. One of her children may have developmental challenges. As such, diet can exacerbate the issue. Since she can only spend so much time with her children and often slotted in like appointments in her schedule. She doesn’t bother observing the food requirements that can help with the child’s behavior. Mom supplies junk food because it’s quick and dirty so that she can get out of there that much faster. When the kid acts out because of the shit he’s just consumed, she’s incapable of dealing with it and takes off anyway. It’s left then to the staff to raise her family. How does she treat them? All of the nannies’ cell phones are confiscated at 8am and not returned until 10pm. There’s a trusting and kind working environment, going on? Totally encourages loyalty. As you expect, bosses like this always play favorites. Her favorite? Curiously enough, it’s the bodyguard. He’s been seen rubbing her feet. Of course that had nothing to do with the separation, even though the foot massages have been happening for a while now. » Read more..

Blind Items: Can You Guess The Celebrities Within These Short Clues?

Blind Item #1: Freaky deaky Footballer’s “secret to success” finally revealed! You’ve got the chips and dip and buckets of beer… and I’ve got the Blind Vice for you crazy sports fans. I know you adore our more athletic Vice stars (like scummy Pepper Harthman and scummier Taller Baller), so to celebrate the holiest of football days I want to introduce you to Albie Ass-Slapper, a stud whose been Vicing in front of your eyes the whole season: You heard me: Albie is getting Vicey on the field. Well, actually his Blind biz starts in the locker room before the game…but we’ll get to that in a second. Trust me, you’ve heard of Albie before: He’s got a way with the old pigskin, which makes him mucho talked about on all those post-game sportscasts. On top of that, his scruffy jawline and killer six-pack makes AAS very easy on the eyes. But back to Albie’s Vicey sports skills: He’s got quite the arm and can Hail Mary with the best of ‘em, which has landed him in tons of big games. Not today’s Super Bowl, but whatever. So what’s Albie’s secret to success? Icy Hot…on his junk. Yep, before he hits the field, Albie likes to slather up his undercarriage with a gel that makes his stuff… Well, we hear it burns like hell. But Albie is all about that “no pain, no gain” mentality and believes his pregame ritual makes him throw further. So there you have it. Hmmm, wonder what kind of secrets the studs hitting the field today are hiding. Who knows, they all might be Icy Hotting it! And as for Albie, well you’ve finally got a Vice moniker just like all those Hollywood chickies you’re into… » Read more..

Blind Items: Can You Guess The Celebrities Within These Short Clues?

Blind Item #1: It is really hard to believe this former A-list boy bander and now a C who kind of was his own one boy band has always been in the closet. Despite every single public romance he has had with a woman he has always wanted to come out. He has been caught so many times and given the perfect opportunity to come out, but he keeps waiting and waiting. He dated this at the time, huge tween actress for a very long time but most of the time she was having sex with our boy bander’s brother. The brother is where she was rumored to have picked up the gift that keeps on giving. The good news for the brother was that since the boy bander was dating her, the brother never got in trouble for having sex with a minor for almost a year. One time our boy bander was on tour with a different girlfriend. This girlfriend was a singer and is now an actress or she may still be both. Anyway, this actress/singer had no clue that our boy bander liked guys and was a virgin at the time. She got the gift that keeps on giving from a different band guy. Anyway, the virgin walked in on our boy bander on his knees servicing one of his male backup dancers. About an hour later the virgin was gone. One of the boy banders best girlfriends was with this celebutante who made her name in some sex tape action and a reality show. » Read more..

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