Looks like Christmas is coming early for horny Alaskans wanting to get a deeper peek inside the Palin/Johnston wax-paper wrapped bag of buckshot’s, deer heads, crystal meth and fuckery. Mercede Johnston’s (eldest daughter of Alaska’s 2nd most distinguished family thank you very much), long awaited coming out ceremony will be hosted courtesy of the September issue of Playboy. Word is she’ll one up her little brother, Levi (Bristol Palin’s baby daddy), by spreading her full, unadulterated Alaskan mud pie for none other than America’s premiere cultural publication… » Read more..
